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What's The Wierdst Thing You'v Ever Heard A Pastor Said? by iwezor1(m): 7:26pm On Mar 08, 2015
Let's hear from you what's the wierdest and strangest statement you'v ever heard a clergy man (pastor) said?
The Lord shall BAZOOKA you to your destiny
OH god turn me into a vampire of blessing (akpororo said this one sha)
Feel free to add
Re: What's The Wierdst Thing You'v Ever Heard A Pastor Said? by teemanbastos(m): 7:28pm On Mar 08, 2015
any woman who wears earrings,attachments will go to hell undecided
Re: What's The Wierdst Thing You'v Ever Heard A Pastor Said? by zyzxx(m): 7:42pm On Mar 08, 2015
Tor
Re: What's The Wierdst Thing You'v Ever Heard A Pastor Said? by jairusben(m): 8:38pm On Mar 08, 2015
our church has the highest amount of virgin
Re: What's The Wierdst Thing You'v Ever Heard A Pastor Said? by iwezor1(m): 9:27pm On Mar 08, 2015
jairusben:
our church has the highest amount of virgin
lols like serious?
Re: What's The Wierdst Thing You'v Ever Heard A Pastor Said? by blueyedgeek(m): 10:32pm On Mar 08, 2015
* The enemies have sent office pins into your stomach.

* choir stop the song and bring your offering, abi una tink say I go forget

* all first born sons are cursed and to free themselves they must pay 1500 naira
Re: What's The Wierdst Thing You'v Ever Heard A Pastor Said? by Richiy(f): 2:05am On Mar 09, 2015
One said: I can drink any type of alcohol. It sounded weird. What was weirder was that the church members actually laughed

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