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Advice For All-the-single-ladies SECRET REVEALED* by fitinwell: 9:14am On Mar 10, 2015
ADVICE TO LADIES, GIRLS ........
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-->have a plan for your life, but when doing that be realistic, know wat you want, ur dream man, ur dream house, no of kids etc........but be realistic o, don't build castels in d air.........and always ve a plan B
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--> wen u re new in a relationship, its beta u don't give d guy sex......dis makes d guy expectant.....personally my chances of breaking up wit u if we ve slept together is pretty high compared to if we ve not slept together.....at d same time sex in a relationship is good, it creates a bond, as in 2 become 1
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--> shld u allow him "mistakenly" bleep u.....never use sex as a weapon, denying ur bf sex will not do u any good.....dere re a lot of girls who re single, so if u ve a bf be careful how u treat him
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-->never trust ur friends......never reveal ur secret to a fellow woman......this is very important....kip ur no of abortions secret, d no of bf secret, ur suga daddy secret.....don't boast about dem....if u do, verily verily I say unto u "it will backfire"
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-->never tell ur bf about ur ex(s).....d less he knws about dem d beta for u......if possible tell him u lost ur precious 'V' @ a party.....spare him d details......neva tell him ur ex's favourite Position.......if u do, jst change ur relationship status on fb to single
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-->in the same vein, don't compare ur bfs ( we all knw u girls ve more dan one bf, personally I see it as division of labour).......d less ur boyfriends knw about each other d beta for u......don't let dem even meet eachother......I knw I don't nid to advise u on how to store dere names on ur phonebook ( una sabi dat one pass me)
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-->begin ur "hunt" for a husband as soon as possible....don't wait till u re 30......inshort start frm 20yrs.......women plenty pass men for dis country, so una hunt na real gulder ultimate search
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-->in searching for ur husband, don't use Dangote or Ovia as ur S.I. Unit........a graduate wit a Job(yes any Job) will do.....even if he doesn't ve a car, don't worry, olorun a se......am not sayin marry a never do well......make sure he has a degree and he is not older than u wit more dan 5yrs.....
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-->if u re already 30 sometin and still unmarried (and u re not a nun) den ur matter is 'Code Red'.....pls declare a state of emergency.....don't lose hope.....jst draw near to God.....pls don't lower ur standard, its beta to remain unmarried dan to marry a useless fellow.....I ve said my own o
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-->for dose of u in a relationship, who see dere bf as atm, u beta be careful......be considerate....money doesn't grow on trees...at d same time I believe a guy shld spend on his girl.......cinemas, dinners and reasonable tins like dat
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-->have been hearing a myth dis days.....women actually believe dey re smarter dan men......well maybe most times, but dere re some men dat can process info (like me) so becareful......if u re playin games and we kip quiet don't tink we don't knw wat u re up to....we knw, but we kip quiet becos a punny in hand is worth two in d bush.....deep down inside we knw u re not marriage material but we won't tell u dat......and for sure we won't marry u either.........so pls reduce ur runs
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-->pls learn about birth control.....am tired of hearing about unmarried girls getting pregnant.....condom is 40naira abeg!!!.......google birth control and learn about safe days......if u get belle and abortion is impossible and d bobo no claim am, den ur own don finish patapata........ur having a child outside wedlock can f*ck u up in Nigeria.......I remember one girl like dat I use to see, one day she confessed dat she had a son, I didn't hold it against her (I mean am educated!!!) But anytime am bleeping her I can't help but remember dat a child has passed tru dat punny....eventually we broke up (she wanted a husband and father for her son....but I wld rather start my life frm foundation abeg!!!)
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Re: Advice For All-the-single-ladies SECRET REVEALED* by Ewizard(m): 9:31am On Mar 10, 2015
d good lord knows I've seen bera crap on empty sheets dan diz... waste of mb
Re: Advice For All-the-single-ladies SECRET REVEALED* by Sijioke(m): 9:44am On Mar 10, 2015
always respect ur boo's konji and give it to him when he needs it.

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