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My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by helphelp: 1:57pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
Ok, just so not to bore you guys. I normally do not walk around unclad in my house(using style to make reference to one story about a man blah blah that walks unclad, that made front page some time ago). But unfortunately on this day, I had just showered, dried up my body and hung my towel, then "knock knock" I heard the door. Knowing fully well only my wife could have knocked our kitchen door, every other visitor goes through the sitting room door. Without thinking twice, I ran unclad to the door, and opened the door, to my utmost surprise there was Cynthia(not real name) staring at my John Thomas(she no even blink or commot face)..then I heard "has he opened the door" my wife's voice. Sharply, I ran to the room to at least use towel to cover the unfortunate thing wey wan cause wahala for me and my wife. Oh well, I didn't bother to tell my wife, her friend didn't too, because she must have raised the issue if she had. There's this stare and look though her friend gives me whenever she comes around now. Trust me, I won't f**k her, if that's what y'all are thinking..Love my family too much to allow that hinder our happiness. If you were in my shoes what would you do? If you were in Cynthia's shoes what would you do. Honest answers please, although I am not worried one bit Edited : I eventually told my wife, and she insists I apologise to her when next Cynthia comes around. Told me to say it exactly like this "Baby so sorry, there was a time I opened the door unclad and Cynthia mistakenly saw my John Thomas" and she will reply "When did this happen? Oh well, it's OK, mistake do happen. Cynthia sorry about everything " How easy was that...!! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by daimsy(f): 2:00pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
Is that a big deal? 1 Like |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by helphelp: 2:04pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
daimsy: I am hoping it isn't... 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by stambouli: 2:04pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by CrazyScientist: 2:05pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
Tosyne2much , see no. 3 on the attention seekers list |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by HURUCHI(m): 2:05pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
daimsy: |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by Cutehector(m): 2:07pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
Who runs unclad to open door? Well to me its a very big deal. Will feel so uneasy anytym I see d person. 5 Likes |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by Nobody: 2:07pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
shebi you don wear cloth now, why open a thread? 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by Enegod(m): 2:09pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
what advice do you need? For you to d**kmatize her? |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by Nobody: 2:09pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
What is John Thomas? 5 Likes |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by ifex370(m): 2:13pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
TROLL |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by menix(m): 2:17pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
OP u don fork up big tym... D last gal dat mistakenly saw my Ogbunegwe i saw hers too, abi u ve not heard of d theory of "Ifu ka m fu".. 3 Likes |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by Nobody: 2:19pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
Are you implying your wife's friend now lusting after you? If so just be ready to resist all her advances, as she must be losing her mind lusting after you and thinking of your di.ck day and night. |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by menix(m): 2:19pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
7 Likes |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by dre11(m): 2:21pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by Tallesty1(m): 2:22pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
You will soon start receiving notes and love texts from Cynthia if your John Thomas is Snakey and Huge. But why did you allow her to go without seeing her Lagirantti? |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by madridguy(m): 2:22pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
sound funny @ op |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by Nobody: 2:25pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
menix:Ok. So then why is the OP complaining that his wife's friend saw his gin? |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by echobee(f): 2:26pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
Ops,clap for urself |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by Maccoy1(m): 2:27pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
I won't be suprise to see this on FRONt page 1 Like |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by menix(m): 2:28pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
dovelike: Bcous hez a troll... |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by Nobody: 2:30pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
menix:Lol. Ok |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by JayKayMaybachz(m): 2:34pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
Op 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by tosyne2much(m): 2:39pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
CrazyScientist:roflwkmd Should we go ahead and carry out the research? |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by Infomizer(m): 2:41pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
2 Likes |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by meetlekan(m): 2:42pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
;DHahaha ;DHahaha good for both of you that's free movie indeed well it depend on the title of the show maybe the movie will have part two or change to season movie. ;DHahaha |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by sisisioge: 2:43pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
Awuusubilai! Na to return back to where I came from |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by nickusoro(m): 2:46pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by Truth24(m): 2:58pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
Cut it off if truly she had seen it or ain't u embarrassed she saw it? #Mtcheewwe yeye story 1 Like |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by tosyne2much(m): 3:09pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
brito:Hahaha roflwkmd |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by remsonik(f): 3:41pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
Cut it off so it doesnt drag you into commiting adultery!!!!! If you dont cut it Cynthia will surely see your John thomas one more time |
Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by zyzxx(m): 4:01pm On Mar 10, 2015 |
dovelike:an actor 1 Like |
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