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Latest Funny English by temitayo41(m): 5:34pm On Mar 10, 2015
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back.
2. Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of milk.
3. Take 5cm wire of my length.
4. All of you stand in a straight circle.
5. Be quiet… the principal just passing away.
6. I have 3 daughters, they are all girls.
7. Did you see me on the radio yesterday?
8. Both of the 3 of you, get out of my class.
9. The son of the man is a boy.
10. This is your permanent place, sit here for the mean time.
11. Take the lead and follow me.
12. I would rather kill myself than commit suicide.
13. She is a boy.
14. I saw you last night early this morning.
15. Why shy I shy, am I a children?
16. Pls increase the volume of the window,heat is happening to me.
17. It has been long since she just came
18. She died in a car accident when she was sleeping in the house
19. She gave birth 2 a male child it is a dancing baby boy
20. I ave three daughters....they are all girls
21. Nigeria is my state
22. Africa is my country
23. I prefer Nigeria to Lagos

Oya let's the fun continued by added yours.

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Re: Latest Funny English by kestolove95(m): 5:38pm On Mar 10, 2015
Who sang woju by kiss daniel?
Re: Latest Funny English by Pinkiedearie(f): 5:38pm On Mar 10, 2015
Hahhaahahaha..some will say: are you hearing any smell?
Re: Latest Funny English by ABSOL10: 12:10am On Mar 11, 2015
Mogbe ooo!!! oyinbo ree?...
Re: Latest Funny English by Srallens(m): 2:28pm On Mar 11, 2015
I am talking and u r walkering?

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