15 Things Most Girls Do When
Going To Meet Their Boyfriends
1. They wear a clean bra and
panties (even those who hardly
change bras) just for unforeseen
events. 2. They tell their parents they
are
going to see 'Chioma'(only those
at home).
3. They come much later than
schedule (just to send a signal that they aren't desperate,
even
though they actually are).
4. Naïve and first timers put on
some weird undies at least to
restrict or perhaps delay access to
their.......''. ....". 5. At times their phones go dead
(either intentionally or energy
cut). This makes the guy feel
hopeless.
6. If they actually don't want
s*x, they offer to prepare an endless
meal or do house chores.
7. They put their phones on
silent
knowing fully well that their
other boyfriends would dial. For those
who don't, they harass these
poor dudes over the fone.
8. Sometimes, they show up
unannounced to assess the guy's
level of hygiene or to catch a cheat.
9. They counter sexual advances
by acting moody and try to get
busy with a giant novel or
seasonal movie.
10. The badoo girls just get down straight to business.
11. They Keep their good fones
and come with the problematic
ones.
12. Charter a whole okada from
their door step expecting that you pay when they arrive.
13. They keep all the money on
them at home, Come hungry,
15. After bathing for close to an
hour, they use another 1 hour
for make-ups and then wear metals
in the name of jewelries.
Ladies pls don't get angry, guys
actually know what u do but we
have been keeping our cool.

Bros haba abeg try change dat ur topic. U don gbagaun!

This is a recycled topic! Isn't there anything new?

i have never done such...
whats the big deal having a boyfriend self

Lol

I actually think the team Behind this awesome forum should make topic creation a premium package, so as to checkmate the amount of bullshìts these clowns churn out.

Cutehector:
Bros haba abeg try change dat ur topic. U don gbagaun!

what's gbagaun?

damseyl:
what's gbagaun?

shey for ur mind u skul for france abi

I don't do all that and i don't go to a guy's house
simple!

Recycled Topic.. By The Way.. Please Correct Your Title.....
This your moniker get as e be oh.. KingOfPool
..

Lolz

mirexxx:
I don't do all that and i don't go to a guy's house
simple!

Tell that to the birds.

Tekzyflex:



Tell that to the birds.

right! u are a bird

mirexxx:
right! u are a bird

Birds are scarce these days......

mirexxx:
right! u are a bird

Birds are scarce these days......birds don't trust humans these days especially Nigerians.

Tekzyflex:


Birds are scarce these days......birds don't trust humans these days especially Nigerians.

d issue here is. . . who gives a fuucck abt wat u think
I have said my own
post urs and fucck out!
its simple!

mirexxx:
d issue here is. . . who gives a fuucck abt wat u think
I have said my own
post urs and fucck out!
its simple!

Very funny....u lyk insulting people u don't know online just continue with ur fake life. I never insulted u; u have jst used the F word on someone u don't know. Its a pity.

mirexxx:
I don't do all that and i don't go to a guy's house
simple!

we know you go to meet "them" at the hotel.....
#pretenders#liars

Tekzyflex:


Very funny....u lyk insulting people u don't know online just continue with ur fake life. I never insulted u; u have jst used the F word on someone u don't know. Its a pity.

and u had 2 call someone u dunno a pretender

Vixo:


we know you go to meet "them" at the hotel.....
#pretenders#liars

wow! u now follow me around with torchlight
cool
mehn! i only said the truth
I didn't force u to blive na
I can't be like the girls u know

mirexxx:
I don't do all that and i don't go to a guy's house
simple!

wow!!! really? so where do you guys have sex?

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Hmmm. .

Op take one bottle for my head.

The way nairaland girls can lie eh.... Its so obvious u would want to break dr heads wit bottle.

rubey:
This is a recycled topic! Isn't there anything new?

wen last dd u come up wit smth new

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Very Funny