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Dogs Fighting Over A Piece Of Bone by tosynbaba(m): 10:43am On Mar 12, 2015 |
My friend,imagine a world in which we are all dogs. I mean,a world in which nothing exists but dogs and bones. Trust me,there would be a lot of canine brawls and the dogs with the strongest jaws and sharpest teeth will rule. I for one will most likely like to b a pit bull...aggressively strong and quick to bite (I might even chew off your precious flabby ears). Now,imagine a time of scarcity(u knw aw d economy is na). A time when good fat bones are not in constant supply, then a nasty friend will say "the patient dog eats the fattest bone(taaa,ifay hear dar tin!). Let me tell you my friend what will happen. The biggest,baddest and quickest dogs will get the fattest and juiciest bones while the "patient"ones who seat on d seat of laziness and mediocrity will certainly lick their paws for dinner while sharp dogs like me will go to bed filled. Let me ask you,if given the chance to pick one bone from a stack of fat and lean bones,would you choose the lean bones because you want the patient ones to get the fat ones? #smh...lai lai. Be real baby! You will jump at the big,fat bone and leave the miserly dry one to the patient one. And that's if given a chance...now imagine when its a struggle. Guys will fight tooth and nail (barking, snarling and snapping at each other) just to get the best. I believe it's a bad form of consolation when your mates are getting "some"and making tremendous progress,you sit there on your lazy bum bum waiting for the "god of the patient lazy folk" to rain down fat bomes...o boi! You will wait till oceans turn yellow. Hear this...u ain't gettin none! Yea,cos I said so. Now u knw! |
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