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The Ladies by Odeku(m): 7:37pm On Aug 31, 2006
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.
Re: The Ladies by kiki(f): 10:10pm On Aug 31, 2006
huh?
Re: The Ladies by iice(f): 2:08pm On Sep 02, 2006
Aahahahahaha funny too, camel size for an 80yr old, i feel the pharmacist grin grin
Re: The Ladies by kiki(f): 2:27pm On Sep 02, 2006
oh grin grin
Re: The Ladies by Free(f): 5:53pm On Sep 02, 2006
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Re: The Ladies by kiki(f): 10:57pm On Sep 02, 2006
@ Free
gurl u must really be in a bad mood and d joke wasn't all dat either
Re: The Ladies by bagoma(f): 11:10pm On Sep 03, 2006
smiley
it was ok. cheesy
Re: The Ladies by mee(f): 12:57am On Sep 06, 2006
Camel is a cigarette brand

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