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Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by randomuser: 7:59pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Woah |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by mrphysics(m): 8:00pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
someone saw u coming out of d bathroom and asked 'u go take ur bath'?. just tell d person 'no, I go take my sweat' 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by yahaya1(m): 8:00pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
you are putting on the same cloth is she your wife A# no she is my twin. 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Epathra(f): 8:00pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
The one I find annoying is "what did you eat?" my stubborn response is usually "food". 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by timawoku(m): 8:00pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
MizAusta:am not light skinned! My black skin colour is on strike! I just had to use the substitute... |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by chucky234(m): 8:00pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Lame as in L.A.M.E |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Johniyke2flex(m): 8:00pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Dis one dry pass harmattan! |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Takim107(f): 8:01pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Really. ..are you sure? Answer me with any silly answer and you're so dead. |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Nobody: 8:02pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Nobody: 8:02pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Neyova:lol..I'm flattered. |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by saymax(f): 8:03pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Are you seeing what am seeing? Ans: no, u can see am blind. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by hensben(m): 8:03pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
urchbarbie:Shey u don dey madt abi |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Nobody: 8:03pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
timawoku:Lol. |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by hensben(m): 8:04pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
almostFamous:I'm not happy .... |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by hensben(m): 8:05pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
MizAusta:U look familiar |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Nobody: 8:05pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Epathra: Jokes aside....a good question...as the answer can be, I had fish pepper soup for supper....which can lead to a discussion on the merits of fish pepper soup vs goat meat pepper soup....and then we can move to Politics.....including the latest comment from the Buhari camp and what it means for the price of pommo, and whether GEJ's fashion choices for the day indicate any new changes in economic policy....especially as regards the cost of catfish in the market. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Nobody: 8:05pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
hensben:have I done something wrong? |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Nobody: 8:07pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
hensben:Really? |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Stevano007(m): 8:11pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
K |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by hensben(m): 8:11pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
almostFamous:You re been romantic to that guy |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by dapizy02(m): 8:12pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Waitin i go ask u now. is thunder firing u? |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by priscaoge(f): 8:15pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
.....Someone called u late @night,say midnight and was like,..."Are u Sleeping" .....Hian,see question oooo, No I'm picking Beans 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by urchbarbie(f): 8:18pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
E be like say them never give u ur shot of rabbies injection. See as u dey bark like dog. Have some manners hensben: |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by bigkesh(m): 8:20pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Neyova:thats how i rushed up to check her pix only to notice the only checking required is ur medical check up |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by harry509: 8:21pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
timawoku:ntn 2 add bcus it dos nt make sense 2 me..... |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by alasene(m): 8:23pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
funnyty |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by joviegghead: 8:23pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
On a sunday morning,looking good in my suit,with a bible in my hand,and someone is asking me:'u dey go church' or 'u don dey go church'. I'm like:'No, I dey go aso rock'.or 'I dey go ur mama burial'. Stupid question. The worst is when I visit someone,and after getting up and telling him or her that I'm leaving, They still go ahead and ask me:"u don dey go".And I'm like:'No,I just dey come' 1 Like |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by groundnutoil(m): 8:24pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Mhizizzy:chain so u too d buy land oya I wan do business how much u wan sell DAT plot |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by soleexx(m): 8:26pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Qstion--Na you bii dis Answer- No ooo na my fou fathers wen he still dey small 1 Like |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Norajones(f): 8:33pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Dose questions na make person dey sure naw. Cos the person wey dey ask no even trust himself talk more of. Trusting u. TYPICAL NIGERIAN. |
Re: 10 Funny Answers To Common Nigerian silly Questions by Oluschenco(m): 8:33pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Funny...... A Stupid question deserves a stupid answer. |
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