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Nigerians Will Neither Be In Heaven Or Hell After Death (hilarious Joke) by wenson(m): 11:17am On Mar 16, 2015 |
ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven. GOD: What have they done this time? ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules! They don't wait for their turn in anything! They are completely reckless! (Exasperated) In fact they have made heaven a living hell since they got here. GOD: Then we better send them to hell! (Calls the Devil). Hello.. SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. Ten minutes later: GOD: Hello Lucifer. SATAN: Ur worship my father! I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis. An hour later: SATAN: Hello? GOD: What's going on over there? SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell! (He stammers), they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners!..... 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nigerians Will Neither Be In Heaven Or Hell After Death (hilarious Joke) by Nobody: 11:24am On Mar 16, 2015 |
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Re: Nigerians Will Neither Be In Heaven Or Hell After Death (hilarious Joke) by wenson(m): 11:37am On Mar 16, 2015 |
Dnarvaez:Wer will Nigerians end. up as it is nw? will dy form deir own kingdom? |
Re: Nigerians Will Neither Be In Heaven Or Hell After Death (hilarious Joke) by Nobody: 11:43am On Mar 16, 2015 |
wenson:Maybe in Shades & Hades preferrably or so i thought |
Re: Nigerians Will Neither Be In Heaven Or Hell After Death (hilarious Joke) by mutazeez(m): 8:51pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
I heard that joke in my history class. |
Re: Nigerians Will Neither Be In Heaven Or Hell After Death (hilarious Joke) by ichommy(m): 6:47am On Mar 17, 2015 |
:-( Dnarvaez: |
Re: Nigerians Will Neither Be In Heaven Or Hell After Death (hilarious Joke) by Nobody: 7:24am On Mar 17, 2015 |
ichommy:Why the face? |
Re: Nigerians Will Neither Be In Heaven Or Hell After Death (hilarious Joke) by Nobody: 8:10pm On May 31, 2019 |
Splendid colours m8 |
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