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Read What A Pastor Told Two Ladies Who Dressed Indecently To Church by Iamfrank(m): 8:31pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Two young ladies arrived at church wearing clothesthat were quite revealing their body parts.Here is what the pastor told them:He took a good look at them and made them sit.Then he said something that, they might never forget in their life.He looked at them straight in the eyes and said,"ladies, everything that God made valuable in this world is well covered and hardly to see, find or get. 1. Where do you find diamonds? Deep down in the ground, covered andprotected. 2. Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, coveredup and protected in a beautiful shell. 3. Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers of rock and to get them, you have to work hard & dig deep down to get them.He looked at them with serious eyes and said,"Your body is sacred & unique"You are far more precious than gold,diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too."So he added that, if you keep your treasured mineral just like gold, diamond & pearls, deeply covered up, a reputable mining organization with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct years of extensive exploration. First, they will contact your government (family),sign professional contracts(wedding) and mine you professionally( legal marriage).But if you leave your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth, you always attract a lot of illegal miners to come and mine you illegally.Everybody will just pick up their crude instruments and think they can dig you. Keep your bodies deeply covered so that it invites professional miners to chase you. 2 Likes
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Re: Read What A Pastor Told Two Ladies Who Dressed Indecently To Church by Enegod(m): 8:32pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Re: Read What A Pastor Told Two Ladies Who Dressed Indecently To Church by iceberylin(m): 8:33pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
They arnt even sexy |
Re: Read What A Pastor Told Two Ladies Who Dressed Indecently To Church by damilareoye: 8:36pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
This should give them a rethink of self packaging. |
Re: Read What A Pastor Told Two Ladies Who Dressed Indecently To Church by Nobody: 8:38pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
Eiyah. |
Re: Read What A Pastor Told Two Ladies Who Dressed Indecently To Church by izuch(m): 8:44pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
NA my spec them be oh BB 1 Like |
Re: Read What A Pastor Told Two Ladies Who Dressed Indecently To Church by pwerrymansion(f): 10:28pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
I thought those lyrics were from Mohammed Ali? |
Re: Read What A Pastor Told Two Ladies Who Dressed Indecently To Church by Wuuworld(m): 10:43pm On Mar 16, 2015 |
God Bless u Sir...I wonder how many of the so called Pastors can still say a thing like this diz days...politicking and moneyticking ,pus5yticking pastors |
Re: Read What A Pastor Told Two Ladies Who Dressed Indecently To Church by Exponental(m): 12:22am On Mar 17, 2015 |
There are pastors n there are posters. God bless u pastor! |
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