I called MTN's customer care number, a lady
picked, and we had this conversation.

Lady: hello, good evening, thanks for calling MTN
customer care service, my name is Favor, what's
your name and where are u calling from??

Me: hello, good evening, my name is Tunde
Bradford, and i'm calling from Lagos state.

Lady: how may i help you, Bradford??

Me: i'm looking for a wife to marry..

Lady: is that why you called this customer care
service??

Me: yes, and i think I'm already in love with
you...you know you have a very nice voice....

Lady: hellooo, pls, we only attend to issues about
your MTN line, owkay...

Me: yes o...This is an issue about my MTN line
too...because i spend much credit calling so
many girls asking them about marriage....

Lady: pls, i would have to put an end to this
call...

Me: baby don't talk like that now...i promise to
make you happy...you would be happy with
me...can I have your number please??

Lady: *raises her voice* come, mr man, i think
something is wrong with you....

Me: *cutting in*...hey, hold it there...i hope you
can now feel hw frustrating it is to receive a call
and hear rubbish?? From today, warn yourself
and every other staff there..let nobody call me
with a funny number only for it to be an advert or
send me those nonsense messages you guys
disturb my phone with daily.....

*call disconnected*

Lol, they can be so annoying with the calls and sms. I can't stop laughing

very funny, b4 i sleep message, even after sleepin message, waking up message, haha dey even lyk me pass my boyfrd

Don't mind the rubbish people with their nonsense disturbances

crazy Mtn I go soon port