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Letter To Aristo Girls by Aminat508(f): 9:44pm On Mar 17, 2015
Lol. Interesting letter to single women from a
concerned wife. Read below and tell us what you
think
Dear Single Ladies,
Na wa. Yes, na wa. Not because I am
ignorant of appropriate ways to begin a
letter but because no other beginning
could be more expressively appropriate
for you. "Na wa" because it is a common
expression of bewilderment like when we
hear Sister Lucy is called Candy outside
church. "Na wa" because it is fitting for
disgust like when we see Sisi Kemi is
becoming a grandmother - scratch that,
mother - as she is pregnant for Baba Ade.
"Na wa" because we are fatigued by
speechlessness seeing that when we say
the Lord's prayer for our husbands, we
should replace "temptations" with "evil
single ladies". Hence, on these counts and
more, I greet you "na wa".
I have tried to make sense of your thing with our
husbands. Though it is common knowledge that
people cheat (it obviously transcends gender),
you don't find it easily accepted. Permit the
truism that people won't cheat if they've got no
one to cheat with. Indeed, it is an issue we have
to settle with our husbands. Yet, I dare to play
the woman-to-woman card and clear this
repugnant air with you. Trying to see things
through your eyes, I wonder: what makes you
accept married men as lovers?
Money? How much exactly? How much can a
man possibly offer you that you can't challenge
yourself to make by yourself? That you are
single means you are young, free and vibrant. So
why not make that work positively profitably for
you? I mean, except you are a daft, lazy, gold-
digging leech (which I want to believe you are
not), then you can be independent.
I have seen some of you sincerely swear that no
single man can say he pays your bills. This is
true because first they are not single and second
because they are mostly "various" men. But I
certainly don't mean independent like that.
You like older men? I can't judge you for that
penchant. I really understand. Especially since
many young men are still stuck on Jay Z's
"Young Forever" and are this close to leaving
puberty in their 30's. Since your turn-on is
understandably maturity, I insistently scream, "By
all means". However, I have a simple request:
leave the married men alone. There are widowers
who would love their second wives deeply and
elderly men who for some reason never got
married. These are a perfect class of options for
you to frolic with or build that better-than-
Telemundo love story. But please, leave the
married men alone.
We are messed up married women? Our
husbands tell you we suck in bed, nag their
hormones dead and still smell of maggi no
matter how we bathe? So, you become their
aspirin for we headache-wives. Very kind you.
But the beatitude on peacemaker doesn't in
anyway mean this neither are Nobel for Peace so
won. Really want to help? Leave matter for
"Matayas".
Further thought on other reasons have yielded
nothing. Don't join a man in defying his vows. If
you have no regard for God who warns that none
should put asunder (I'm astounded that you
don't see a retribution there), then fear the Devil.
Wives are getting vicious. Ezinwa died stuck in
intercourse with Papa Emeka. Onome has gone
mad. Sarah has razor cuts on her face. Our
husbands can't be excited by dead girls so how
do you miss these vile stories?
Another emphatic plea: leave married men alone.
Person wey talk say our water no go boil, dem
no go sell matches for hin village o.
For Slighted Wives,
A Concerned Wife.

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Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Beesluv: 9:51pm On Mar 17, 2015
Where are dem aristos/sugar girls
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Nobody: 10:00pm On Mar 17, 2015
Hehehe
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 10:02pm On Mar 17, 2015
Story

Keep ur husbands
Treat them right
For all I know u got no business with the lady

Maybe these younger generations worry less abt cheating husbands sha, I cld say me

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Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Aminat508(f): 10:03pm On Mar 17, 2015
lol , saw it somewhere nd try to post it ni
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Aminat508(f): 10:04pm On Mar 17, 2015
Dyt:
Story

Keep ur husbands
Treat them right
For all I know u got no business with the lady

Maybe these younger generations worry less abt cheating husbands sha, I cld say me
. Lol girls dey vex

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Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 10:07pm On Mar 17, 2015
Aminat508:
. Lol girls dey vex

Where have u been?

Vex ke?

Which of them, wives of side Chic's?
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Aminat508(f): 10:09pm On Mar 17, 2015
Dyt:


Where have u been?

Vex ke?

Which of them, wives of side Chic's?
m fyn sis, it has bn a while, how family?
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 10:13pm On Mar 17, 2015
Aminat508:
m fyn sis, it has bn a while, how family?

Alhmamdulilahi
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Aminat508(f): 10:16pm On Mar 17, 2015
Dyt:


Alhmamdulilahi
Lolz @ Alhamdulilah
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 10:18pm On Mar 17, 2015
Aminat508:
Lolz @ Alhamdulilah

undecided

Oh the typo

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Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by SAMBARRY: 10:28pm On Mar 17, 2015
Orisirisi lamamari Lori nairaland.com grin



as if the men are a piece of tissue paper, wallet or phone them dey snatch. Any man that is snatched wanted to be snatched. Nothing to do with mistresses

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Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Aminat508(f): 10:36pm On Mar 17, 2015
lolz orisirisi
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by egbaguy: 7:12am On Mar 24, 2015
Dyt:


undecided

Oh the typo
sup dyt...... U just scarce sha.
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 7:43am On Mar 24, 2015
egbaguy:
sup dyt...... U just scarce sha.

Hi hi hi
I dey jor
How u been
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by egbaguy: 10:11am On Mar 24, 2015
Dyt:


Hi hi hi
I dey jor
How u been
i kuku dey ooo....ao z d family? I bin dey like diz aminat babe oooooo....lol
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 10:16am On Mar 24, 2015
egbaguy:
i kuku dey ooo....ao z d family? I bin dey like diz aminat babe oooooo....lol

Grab ur copy now
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Aminat508(f): 10:43am On Mar 24, 2015
Dyt:


Grab ur copy now
sister, u don dey sell me ....
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 11:56am On Mar 24, 2015
Aminat508:
sister, u don dey sell me ....

Ur beauty sold u
Had he grab the copy?
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Aminat508(f): 12:16pm On Mar 24, 2015
Dyt:


Ur beauty sold u
Had he grab the copy?
lol, which copy.....efimile joo
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 12:27pm On Mar 24, 2015
Aminat508:
lol, which copy.....efimile joo

Lol
If he's nice
No qualms


Egba guy
I want to know how serious u are
Won't sell my sis out
Contact me for more seriousness

I mean it
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by egbaguy: 12:51pm On Mar 24, 2015
Dyt:


Grab ur copy now
ose mama!!!!!! grin
Dyt:


Grab ur copy now
ose mama!!!!!!
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by simdam500(m): 2:41pm On Mar 24, 2015
Naa to tie your man ooo...

But ladies ehn.... when young guys ignore married women cause their cookies have either loose taste or almost losing taste...

It the opposite for the single girls... they don't care... undecided shocked

Am tied I guess, cos no small gals can come after me tongue
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by egbaguy: 6:36pm On Mar 24, 2015
Dyt:


Lol
If he's nice
No qualms


Egba guy
I want to know how serious u are
Won't sell my sis out
Contact me for more seriousness

I mean it
. Aminat seems cool......dnt mind being a platonic friend really
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 6:45pm On Mar 24, 2015
egbaguy:
. Aminat seems cool......dnt mind being a platonic friend really

Ur gf nko?

Don't send her no pm ooo
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by egbaguy: 6:55pm On Mar 24, 2015
Dyt:


Ur gf nko?

Don't send her no pm ooo
my gf dey ooo..... Reason i said. PLaTONIC friend nah.
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Dyt(f): 6:56pm On Mar 24, 2015
egbaguy:
my gf dey ooo..... Reason i said. PLaTONIC friend nah.

We no dey do
angry
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Nobody: 7:32pm On Mar 24, 2015
egbaguy:
my gf dey ooo..... Reason i said. PLaTONIC friend nah.

chai...u should have told a little white lie...now u missed it sad
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by egbaguy: 7:54pm On Mar 24, 2015
runnazz:


chai...u should have told a little white lie...now u missed it sad
nah!!!! I dnt do that.... Life is too short to tell 'white lies'
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by egbaguy: 7:55pm On Mar 24, 2015
Dyt:


Ur gf nko?

Don't send her no pm ooo
if i dnt send her pm......who will? ***in dettol ad voice***
Re: Letter To Aristo Girls by Nobody: 8:15pm On Mar 24, 2015
egbaguy:
nah!!!! I dnt do that.... Life is too short to tell 'white lies'

ok...nice but u missed that sweetness cos u wouldn't..its always good to tell the truth always smiley

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