I was at the Presidential villa earlier today to see Mr President. Our meeting had barely commenced when Madam Peepee stormed in and the following discussion followed.

Acidtalk - Good Afternoon your excellency ma

Patience - (sighs) why you dey greet me? Shebi Omokri and Abati dey come tell me as you dey abuse me for internet.

Acidtalk - (kept mute with quite an embarrassing smile)

Patience - Jonah, me I don tire oh!

Jonathan - Peepee, what's wrong again?

Patience - All these my woman campaign no work oh! These women just dey chop our money but I know say Dem no go vote us.

Jonathan - How do you know that?

Patience - I blind? Shebi I dey see as all of them dey frown face when I dey talk. Clap, Dem no gree clap, to hail me sef na wahala.

Jonathan - So after all the money we have spent after postponing this election things are not still working in our favour. What can we now do?

Patience - Me I go suggest make we kuku sell the whole Nigeria to Queen Elizabeth make she dey in charge of the interim government.

Jonathan - Peepee, we can't sell a country and the Queen has no business in this. Suggest something else.

Patience - Jonah boy, make I tell you truth oh! E better make you sharperly call Julius Berger make them construct all the entire prison for Nigeria make e big and fine like my bedroom for Aso Rock. As I dey see am so we no fit escape am say you no go enter prison oh! Na by the grace of God that Aboki man no go throw me inside prison with you.

the prison part got me LOL

Wendy80:
the prison part got me LOL

That's their biggest fear not being defeated at the polls.

Throughout her speech, she manifested an image of a village masquerade providing a momentary comic relief to a poverty ravaged community not in a hurry for socio-economic salvation.”
“You would have thought that the First Lady would list her husband’s achievements in Ekiti State and then give the people some hope that her husband would build upon those achievements.”
“But she engaged in a duet with her host and soul mate, Governor Ayo Fayose, in an empty campaign comedy to a thoroughly dazed enlightened Ekiti people. It was a perfect duet by two comedians that one does not need any counsel‎ that Nigeria must be rescued from the captivity of the costumed ‘people of power’ without responsibility.”
“She was consistently painting Buhari as a man that would herd Nigerians into jail without committing any crime whereas Buhari only insisted that criminals during his coming administration would go to jail. She said she was not ready to prepare food for Fayose in jail‎. Inadvertently, Mrs. Jonathan was telling Nigerians ‎that Fayose is a candidate for the prison if Buhari wins.”
“Mrs. Jonathan only came to Ekiti to entertain in a political theatre full of deceits and false props constructed by Fayose for maximum personal profits

^^^ Gbam!!!

Wetin man no go see? Na u even Mama Peace they spark out self, all her words na 'acid talk'; corrosive to the ears of all and slippery to the sane minds. But I nor know if it's with a pungent smell o, hahahahahah

#Sai buhari
#PEJ entertaining Nigerians since 2011
#Buharist till there will he no muslim in saudi arabia

Nollywood desperately need such character for their comic relief movies. What a disgrace to the office of the 1st lady. The thing don sweet am she no want leave when it is obvious to both of them and their thief thief party that it will need 'divine miracle' for PDP win this election. Their police IG said we should leave immediately after voting. But no way. They want to manipulate the result and after tell us to go to court that will take 3-4yrs to resolve the matter. We must stay till they count the votes. And telling parties to present only one agent is another way to rig. They duty is to maintain peace and order and nothing more.

But believe me, no one will be jailed even if Buhari win.

She's not as eloquent as this joor!
Maybe ur referring to his 2nd wife, Madueke.
Hehehehehehe.

Dannyset:
She's not as eloquent as this joor!
Maybe ur referring to his 2nd wife, Madueke.
Hehehehehehe.

Sure, most of what she said was even in her dialect. I had to translate it so you all will understand.

And the woman sabi shout as she dey talk. She just dey pour me spit for body.