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Rescue Plan by Migines(m): 2:04pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
There were two women traveling to Las Vegas, the plane had mean turbulence and bad weather. The captain announced to everyone to get into the crash position, head between the knees. A white woman was sitting next to a black woman, so the white woman took out all her jewelry and started putting it all on, so the black woman asked her what was she doing? The white woman replied, when the plane goes down and they see all my jewelry they are going to think that I am famous so they will rescue me first. So the black woman started taking off all her clothes, so the white woman asked the black woman, what are you doing? The black woman replied, when we crash, the first thing they look for is the "black box." |
Re: Rescue Plan by ilaugh1: 2:11pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
Migines: Boring. |
Re: Rescue Plan by sholabanke(m): 2:29pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
Re: Rescue Plan by Migines(m): 2:34pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
True transcript from court record: Q: Just what did you do to prevent the accident? A: Closed my eyes and screamed as loud as I could. no point guessing the gender that gave the reply. |
Re: Rescue Plan by mohawkchic(f): 3:00pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
~LOL @ Black Box! Typical! |
Re: Rescue Plan by mohawkchic(f): 3:01pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
Migines: ~Psst! Dont you mean the colour of her hair?!! B-L-O-N-D-E . . . on second thoughts Am dam sure A-L-P-H-A B-L-O-N-D-Y said that! |
Re: Rescue Plan by sholabanke(m): 3:03pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
she really try to prevent the accident |
Re: Rescue Plan by mohawkchic(f): 3:06pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
~ Yah right! |
Re: Rescue Plan by dani1luv: 4:31pm On Jan 18, 2009 |
:d |
Re: Rescue Plan by dani1luv: 2:37pm On Jan 20, 2009 |
Re: Rescue Plan by Ben13: 4:05pm On Jan 20, 2009 |
was that a joke |
Re: Rescue Plan by dani1luv: 4:24pm On Jan 20, 2009 |
You just dont get yourself |
Re: Rescue Plan by Ben13: 4:32pm On Jan 20, 2009 |
who? |
Re: Rescue Plan by mykali(m): 5:39pm On Jan 20, 2009 |
i tried really hard to laugh but i couldnt. so i cried instead. better than doing nuthin right? |
Re: Rescue Plan by dani1luv: 7:10pm On Jan 20, 2009 |
Ben20001:You of course |
Re: Rescue Plan by yysl: 3:34pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
mykali:plz reduce the way u re cry bcuz it can lead to heart failure |
Re: Rescue Plan by Migines(m): 11:35am On Feb 20, 2009 |
. . . . .cuz its already lead to brain failure. |
Re: Rescue Plan by romsky: 11:40am On Feb 20, 2009 |
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