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| Freaky History Lesson! by chidipupay(m): 8:00pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
Have a history teacher explain this----- Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Now hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.' Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.' Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. And here's the kicker, A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. What do you guys think  I am puzzled here |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by neowelsh(m): 8:20pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
Am leavin immediately b4 u crack my head.  |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by chidipupay(m): 11:25pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
Na So me self see am ohhh |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by sholabanke(m): 11:54pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
@poster i think you are looking at the past to get to the present in the future |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by mohawkchic(f): 5:25am On Jan 18, 2009 |
~Freaky Indeed!! Not!!  |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by dyabman(m): 7:43am On Jan 18, 2009 |
nice i like that , nah mary born jesus story |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by dani1luv: 3:22pm On Jan 18, 2009 |
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| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by chidipupay(m): 9:44pm On Jan 21, 2009 |
maybe someday we will have dat in naija |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by romsky: 3:02pm On Jan 24, 2009 |
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| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by chidipupay(m): 10:18pm On Jan 24, 2009 |
I will do history on that when we have it |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by Gabry(f): 8:46am On Jan 25, 2009 |
militant like you, i dont think so  |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by SeanT21(f): 10:14am On Jan 25, 2009 |
Thats very interesting.~~Its funny how life goes!! |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by chidipupay(m): 11:18pm On Jan 26, 2009 |
@gabrywyl don't under estimate me oh |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by Gabry(f): 1:25am On Jan 27, 2009 |
yawns. . . yeah yeah. Pikin like you |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by clemcykul(f): 4:20pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
ohh jeeze close that maut! how many times do i have 2 warn u about brushing b4 yawing?  |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by romsky: 4:25pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
pot callin kettle black |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by Nobody: 4:48pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
 creepy |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by chidipupay(m): 7:23pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
@gabrywyl Who u dey call yeye pikin? I will do freaky history on gabry now |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by mykali(m): 7:49pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
creepy freaky whatever |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by chidipupay(m): 12:50pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
Na Osama history i go do soon |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by yysl: 2:11pm On Jan 28, 2009 |
hun hun,why u no do 2pac"biography |
| Re: Freaky History Lesson! by chidipupay(m): 10:42am On Jan 29, 2009 |
I will think about it |
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