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9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Mystery007(m): 5:50am On Mar 20, 2015
Writers have described it as “synchronized gymnastics”. An age old practice that
we are proud to call our own since the advent of the khajuraho and the
kamasutra.
We all evolve from curious 15 year old giggling on the slight mention of “Sex” to
flamboyant young women who over the years have received gyan from
magazines and “experienced” friends. However, sex is a never ending topic for
discussion. Just when you think you’ve aced it you realized that’s not all there
is to it.
False information about sex is available everywhere now. In the papers, your
bedroom, on the streets. If you had the same doubts and had plans of asking
them out loud, here are a few less embarrassing way to dispel all doubts.
1. Size matters: Is it a universal law that what’s bigger has to be better? Do you
feel the intensity of your pleasure depends on the size of his organ? Wrong. Only
about 4 centimetres (external one third) of the vaginal canal contains sensory
nerves for arousal and orgasms. So why waste time trying to stimulate the
internal two thirds of the vaginal canal when there’s not going to be any
response? Focus your attention to more important matters, women!
2. Love foods or aphrodisiacs will get you “tingly”: Pigging out on oysters and
strawberries to spice up your sex life? Sorry to break your bubble women, it’s
nothing but a placebo effect. As in, if people believe oysters and chocolate are
supposed to be sexually stimulating foods, they very well might become aroused
after consuming them. Aphrodisiacs have no provable affect on the libido.
3. Men think more about sex than women: Don’t blame the sex game on the
men. Women think about sex as much as a man does. If you’re an 18 year old
with raging hormones then there are chances you might be sleeping, eating and
dreaming sex. After a certain age, men and women’s sexual urges mellows a bit.
And it’s a complete no-no to weigh out sexual prowess. To each man his own.
This also doesn’t mean that only men make the first move for sex. Women do
too! And nothing can be more turning on for the man than a woman in control.
4. The withdrawal method won’t get you knocked up: All it takes is a tiny sperm
to get you pregnant. And that can happen through pre-ejaculation also. Most
pregnancies happen because of the withdrawal method. This isn’t a fool proof
plan so heads up!
5. Women don’t like porn: Not all women want rose petals on their bed. And
not all women want to be whisked away into a gentle world of “love-making”.
Women enjoy pornography too. And if anyone thought only men can conjure up
fantasies, then you are definitely misguided.
6. You won’t get pregnant if you have sex while menstruating: Wrong! This is a
long standing myth that most people believe in. It is unlikely that a woman will
get pregnant while menstruating but not impossible. Sperms can stay alive
inside you for several days, especially if you have a shorter cycle.
7. An orgasm for women is supposed to be earth shattering and if not so,
you’re not normal: Myth, myth and 100% myth. Some women have orgasms
and don’t know about it. Pelvic muscles don’t contract as much for some
women however after a point of arousal they do feel relaxed and content. So if
he failed to “rock” your world, then don’t panic. You’re still very normal.
8. Every woman has a center of gravity: The alluring mystery of the center of gravity. Yes, it’s
true every woman has a center of gravity, but not every woman’s G spot is an
erogenous zone. So if you’ve been on a quest to find out the sweet spot, then
you’re wasting your time. Focus on the other erogenous zones. She’d be so
much happier!
9. If she doesn’t make pleasure noises, then she’s not enjoying the sex: Some
women are vocal, some are not. This doesn’t mean she’s not enjoying it. Don’t
expect her to scream out all the time. We know it’s an ego boost for you,
boys. But it just doesn’t work that way. Sometimes, silence is golden.
source: www.9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/9-most-ridiculous-sex-myths-of-all-time/

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Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Nobody: 6:05am On Mar 20, 2015
I love it wen women have earth shattering orgasms.. Makes me fulfilled inwardly..
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by naijaboiy: 6:08am On Mar 20, 2015
Hmmmm...educative smiley
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by kilokeys(m): 6:19am On Mar 20, 2015
naijaboiy:
Hmmmm...educative smiley
Professor.. wetin dem wan teach u wey u no sabi?
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by ramdris(m): 6:19am On Mar 20, 2015
OK we hear u.
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Enegod(m): 6:24am On Mar 20, 2015
We really need to get over this myth in society already. Everybody knows women can't really have orgasms, I mean it doesn't even make sense. The female orgasm would accomplish nothing on a biological level, and the majority of women claim they fake it anyway. undecided

So forall you women claiming to have had orgasms, sorry but it's not true, it just felt a little better than usual at certain points. undecided undecided

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Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by segunjowo(m): 6:44am On Mar 20, 2015
learning...
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by djeezy(m): 6:50am On Mar 20, 2015
Enegod:
We really need to get over this myth in society already. Everybody knows women can't really have orgasms, I mean it doesn't even make sense. The female orgasm would accomplish nothing on a biological level, and the majority of women claim they fake it anyway. undecided

So forall you women claiming to have had orgasms, sorry but it's not true, it just felt a little better than usual at certain points. undecided undecided
Majority fake it but it's achievable. If you hit the right spot and get it right, she would reach orgasm.
@op nice thread. Most guys view women who don't moan or scream during sex as witches.lol
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by naijaboiy: 7:13am On Mar 20, 2015
kilokeys:
Professor.. wetin dem wan teach u wey u no sabi?
Me wey I still be learner grin
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by sinaj(f): 7:18am On Mar 20, 2015
booked
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by cokacoola(m): 7:22am On Mar 20, 2015
Mystery007:
Writers have described it as “synchronized gymnastics”. An age old practice that
we are proud to call our own since the advent of the khajuraho and the
kamasutra.
We all evolve from curious 15 year old giggling on the slight mention of “Sex” to
flamboyant young women who over the years have received gyan from
magazines and “experienced” friends. However, sex is a never ending topic for
discussion. Just when you think you’ve aced it you realized that’s not all there
is to it.
False information about sex is available everywhere now. In the papers, your
bedroom, on the streets. If you had the same doubts and had plans of asking
them out loud, here are a few less embarrassing way to dispel all doubts.
1. Size matters: Is it a universal law that what’s bigger has to be better? Do you
feel the intensity of your pleasure depends on the size of his organ? Wrong. Only
about 4 centimetres (external one third) of the vaginal canal contains sensory
nerves for arousal and orgasms. So why waste time trying to stimulate the
internal two thirds of the vaginal canal when there’s not going to be any
response? Focus your attention to more important matters, women!
2. Love foods or aphrodisiacs will get you “tingly”: Pigging out on oysters and
strawberries to spice up your sex life? Sorry to break your bubble women, it’s
nothing but a placebo effect. As in, if people believe oysters and chocolate are
supposed to be sexually stimulating foods, they very well might become aroused
after consuming them. Aphrodisiacs have no provable affect on the libido.
3. Men think more about sex than women: Don’t blame the sex game on the
men. Women think about sex as much as a man does. If you’re an 18 year old
with raging hormones then there are chances you might be sleeping, eating and
dreaming sex. After a certain age, men and women’s sexual urges mellows a bit.
And it’s a complete no-no to weigh out sexual prowess. To each man his own.
This also doesn’t mean that only men make the first move for sex. Women do
too! And nothing can be more turning on for the man than a woman in control.
4. The withdrawal method won’t get you knocked up: All it takes is a tiny sperm
to get you pregnant. And that can happen through pre-ejaculation also. Most
pregnancies happen because of the withdrawal method. This isn’t a fool proof
plan so heads up!
5. Women don’t like porn: Not all women want rose petals on their bed. And
not all women want to be whisked away into a gentle world of “love-making”.
Women enjoy pornography too. And if anyone thought only men can conjure up
fantasies, then you are definitely misguided.
6. You won’t get pregnant if you have sex while menstruating: Wrong! This is a
long standing myth that most people believe in. It is unlikely that a woman will
get pregnant while menstruating but not impossible. Sperms can stay alive
inside you for several days, especially if you have a shorter cycle.
7. An orgasm for women is supposed to be earth shattering and if not so,
you’re not normal: Myth, myth and 100% myth. Some women have orgasms
and don’t know about it. Pelvic muscles don’t contract as much for some
women however after a point of arousal they do feel relaxed and content. So if
he failed to “rock” your world, then don’t panic. You’re still very normal.
8. Every woman has a center of gravity: The alluring mystery of the center of gravity. Yes, it’s
true every woman has a center of gravity, but not every woman’s G spot is an
erogenous zone. So if you’ve been on a quest to find out the sweet spot, then
you’re wasting your time. Focus on the other erogenous zones. She’d be so
much happier!
9. If she doesn’t make pleasure noises, then she’s not enjoying the sex: Some
women are vocal, some are not. This doesn’t mean she’s not enjoying it. Don’t
expect her to scream out all the time. We know it’s an ego boost for you,
boys. But it just doesn’t work that way. Sometimes, silence is golden.
source: www.9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/9-most-ridiculous-sex-myths-of-all-time/
so your main we shall leaf APC, PDP, ACN, Ac an APOGA and starts voting CW0 Op your need a dioctor in yebalistsad
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by kilokeys(m): 7:28am On Mar 20, 2015
naijaboiy:

Me wey I still be learner grin

prof.. learning never ends sha. but ur mates dey primary school for d subject matter.. u don be professor. we dey wait ur thesis and publications o.
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Batolee: 7:36am On Mar 20, 2015
Some say going down causes cancer, I am still waiting to be diagnosed with cancer or does it take longer for it to manifest? Maybe when a man is in his 40s or 50s.
Michael Douglas' story still troubles me

No subs please, I'm just curious
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by DaGC(m): 7:37am On Mar 20, 2015
The noise making myth is pretty widely accepted by a lot of people. I have had tired and bad sex with a screamer, which amazed me because I really wasn't doing much. I've also had real and focused sex wink with a quiet 1. It all depends on the being. Different strokes for different folks. Some girls even sometimes get angry with me because I don't moan. I'm usually a quiet f**ker. cool

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Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Nobody: 7:56am On Mar 20, 2015
DaGC:
The noise making myth is pretty widely accepted by a lot of people. I have had tired and bad sex with a screamer, which amazed me because I really wasn't doing much. I've also had real and focused sex wink with a quiet 1. It all depends on the being. Different strokes for different folks. Some girls even sometimes get angry with me because I don't moan. I'm usually a quiet f**ker. cool
if you don't moan, atleast talk dirty. Don't over do it but atleast talk every now n then. I hate quite people in bed such a turn off and people who are too loud are fakers as well.
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Nobody: 7:58am On Mar 20, 2015
And most of these myths are widely accepted to be true by the female folks. lipsrsealed
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Nobody: 8:02am On Mar 20, 2015
rokiatu:
if you don't moan, atleast talk dirty. Don't over do it but atleast talk every now n then. I hate quite people in bed such a turn off and people who are too loud are fakers as well.

Talk dirty like how?

I'm a shy dude who's learning, I could follow your cue wink
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Batolee: 8:19am On Mar 20, 2015
rokiatu:
if you don't moan, atleast talk dirty. Don't over do it but atleast talk every now n then. I hate quite people in bed such a turn off and people who are too loud are fakers as well.

but some ladies will say you talk too much when you talk dirty undecided
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Nobody: 8:36am On Mar 20, 2015
rokiatu:
if you don't moan, atleast talk dirty. Don't over do it but atleast talk every now n then. I hate quite people in bed such a turn off and people who are too loud are fakers as well.

Which man no go scream with that ur bongalow *ss?

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Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Nobody: 8:41am On Mar 20, 2015
undecided
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by viczing(m): 8:44am On Mar 20, 2015
youngpol:
I love it wen women have earth shattering orgasms.. Makes me fulfilled inwardly..

Seconded
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by valmunich(m): 8:53am On Mar 20, 2015
Damn! This thread reeks of enormous immorality.

*runs outta thread with bolt's pace* grin

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Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Nobody: 8:53am On Mar 20, 2015
AirborneLacer:


Talk dirty like how?

I'm a shy dude who's learning, I could follow your cue wink
As in;
Baby! suck dat cock! oh yea!! suck it!
your _pussy so tight
your _pussy taste good
oh yea!!
I'm gonna cum all over your face _bitch
grin

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Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Nobody: 8:56am On Mar 20, 2015
Batolee:


but some ladies will say you talk too much when you talk dirty undecided
to each their own. For me when u talk dirty and act a bit nasty I start getting g wet without even touching.

figo05:

Which man no go scream with that ur bongalow *ss?
undecided
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Nobody: 9:02am On Mar 20, 2015
rokiatu:
to each their own. For me when u talk dirty and act a bit nasty I start getting g wet without even touching.

undecided

What's it?
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Nobody: 9:07am On Mar 20, 2015
Orijin101:

As in;
Baby! suck dat cock! oh yea!! suck it!
your _pussy so tight
your _pussy taste good
oh yea!!
I'm gonna cum all over your face _bitch
grin

Hehehehe

Chai! There is god oo grin cheesy
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Mystery007(m): 9:10am On Mar 20, 2015
cokacoola:
so your main we shall leaf APC, PDP, ACN, Ac an APOGA and starts voting CW0 Op your need a dioctor in yebalistsad
Ignored
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Nobody: 9:11am On Mar 20, 2015
Rokiatu no dey carry this kain thread play. She's gonna spend the whole day here - this is like a prayer answered cheesy

Roky baby where has my Hotie-Tima gone to?

I really do miss her.

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Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Mystery007(m): 9:13am On Mar 20, 2015
DaGC:
The noise making myth is pretty widely accepted by a lot of people. I have had tired and bad sex with a screamer, which amazed me because I really wasn't doing much. I've also had real and focused sex wink with a quiet 1. It all depends on the being. Different strokes for different folks. Some girls even sometimes get angry with me because I don't moan. I'm usually a quiet f**ker. cool
Lolz. Chairman i hail ooo
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Batolee: 9:13am On Mar 20, 2015
rokiatu:
to each their own. For me when u talk dirty and act a bit nasty I start getting g wet without even touching.

undecided

Hmmm Rokiatu, are you sure? grin grin

It's fine if that works for you but some of us have been slapped around the head for talking dirty in the past. I have learned to observe and do what's best for the moment. grin
Re: 9 Most Ridiculous Sex Myths Of All Time by Mystery007(m): 9:15am On Mar 20, 2015
valmunich:
Damn! This thread reeks of enormous immorality.

*runs outta thread with bolt's pace* grin
Happy running.

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