-- If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on
the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d
next street and the owners dog
comes through the backyard waiting for you to
come
down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you
new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your
hands and legs instead of bathing when going to
school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a
kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with
sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into
ur pen so that no one will
steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see
when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds
expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango
trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and
called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur
pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
-if u never steal a meat 4rm pot.
-If u never bath inside bathroom and went out
naked, with ur
cloth in ur hands.
Then you no be true naija pikin...so friends which one did you do??

cheeeeesus, yes I did dl

Funny but All true