The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work,
"I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we're going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.

He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife and touching her stomach when she said,
"I'm glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

no vacancy for ur mother please

wat about d sister in law? at least she fit carry baby 4 midnyt

and d brother-in-law to help wash d cars

wow lass i must confess u av really matured dis year wat av u bin feeding on

something that looks like concrete

both of u r runnin crazeness

wat a sour mouth u also added

Tyty, husband scarce o

sebi u still dey available

so try talk with respect na

counsellor

counselled

Chancillored

Ben20001:

so try talk with respect na

so try type with respect na

u self try reply with resket na

dnt tell me u r still using d ole fersion

ask for d new fersion edited by romade, abeg

lol

tytylayor:

dnt tell me u r still using d ole fersion

ask for d new fersion edited by romade, abeg

Nor be you gbe(theif) am for me

olodo, meant to type old fersion

but u shud av known wen i said, get d new fersion from romade

a vasion written by me but edited by Tyty

@ tyty
it was Complicated

cnt u read simpu sen10s?

i said written and editted by pomade, now romade

romade:

a vasion written by me but edited by Tyty

tytylayor:

i said written and editted by pomade, now romade

Who should I believe

dat girl can lie!!!!!!!!!

Who and who is fighting over dictionary

**^{I'm here now with a Nigerian police}**