Me and Sapp are gettin' married. Wanna be our bridesmaid?

I'm in. Invite me please.

Funmi Olofofo. LOL.

why are girls this jobless

princesa:

why are girls this jobless

Dunno. Being the jobless expert, why don't you enlighten us.

That because ur case is way above my hands
You need to go to Rehab after that straight to Ego management class
when you are tru with them
you can come enrol in my class i will do the rest

princesa:

That because ur case is way above my hands
You need to go to Rehab after that straight to Ego management class
when you are tru with them
you can come enrol in my class i will do the rest

ROFLMAO! With the foregoing gibberish, you sure will have a very long wait.


@ Spikey and Earthpikin, abeg let us move the banter to that other thread in the Sexuality section before some whining people pop a blood vessel.

i will have a long wait,
cos you are gonna be spending lots of time on the other classes
and i can hold on still for you

well ya all take a move away jo joblessness na disease

princesa:

joblessness na disease

LOL. Like I said before, being an expert you should know.

princesa:

i will have a long wait,

and i can hold on still for you

ROFL. Don't hold your breath.

Spikey and Earthpikin, abeg let us move the banter to that other thread in the Sexuality section before some whining people pop a blood vessel.

Because of the fake princess? I think she was talking to girls like her and we are women after all.

Who? That Agbero? Not at all. I just think before another twit comes along to whine and whine perpetually about how we are not discussing Chimamanda on this thread, it would be best to joke about in the appropriate section.

earTHMama:

Because of the fake princess? I think she was talking to girls like her and we are women after all.

you sure dont know the meaning of being a woman, so dream on its the only free commodity these days

Sapphic:

Who? That Agbero? Not at all. I just think before another twit comes along to whine and whine perpetually about how we are not discussing Chimamanda on this thread, it would be best to joke about in the appropriate section.

having a conscience bite now aint you
Joblessness i still claim is a disease
and still waiting for your flat butt here in my class

Princesa, why do you never ever make sense? I hope you are not like this IRL?

You are an embarrassingly annoying twit but I'm sure you know that.

she's coming to my school in march!

princesa:

you sure dont know the meaning of being a woman, so dream on its the only free commodity these days
having a conscience bite now aint you
Joblessness i still claim is a disease
and still waiting for your flat butt here in my class

Guilty conscience ke? Someone with more sense would see that I am trying to get the hell away from you. And really, you should stop drawing continuous attention to your disease. We get it. . . Honestly, we do, we do. ^{(Na wah for all these yawa o. First Funmi called my butt "Idi Nla", now this one is calling it flat. Is there no insult that would be bestowed on my lovely Behind? ). LOL.}

she's coming to my school in march!

You go help me toast her?.

wow!she deserves the award,after reading her books i knew she will do well.earthmama pls she is not overratted just get the books!

spikedcylinder:

Princesa, w[b]hy do you never ever make sense[/b]? I hope you are not like this IRL?

You are an embarrassingly annoying twit but I'm sure you know that.

and why do you always make stupid sense? when in my post did i mention ur name?
immediately your fight-sniffing nose smelt trouble, you just entered and faced the only one you think would be easy to swindle, well listen you girl, i have had enuf of you, if i owe you or you owe me, lete the paying-up start immediately, because of you i had a warning from a moderator, just like that , nothing really meant in my actions, but now enuf, Spyke find another bicker mate. . . . . . shio

Sapphic:

Guilty conscience ke? Someone with more sense would see that I am trying to get the hell away from you. And really, you should stop drawing continuous attention to your disease. We get it. . . Honestly, we do, we do. ^{(Na wah for all these yawa o. First Funmi called my butt "Idi Nla", now this one is calling it flat. Is there no insult that would be bestowed on my lovely Behind? ). LOL.}

and you never should be involved with me at the first place
why are u backing out now

the last time i checked you were the one who had the disease
come enrol in bluespice's and I class
should give you the cure

"Stupid sense".

Whatever the hell that means.

princesa dont mean to butt into this lovely banter between u girls
but which class are we enrolled in?
and i mean this in the cleanest possible way

bluespice:

princesa dont mean to butt into this lovely banter between u girls
but which class are we enrolled in?
and i mean this in the cleanest possible way

ROTFL!

bluespice:

princesa dont mean to butt into this lovely banter between u girls
but which class are we enrolled in?
and i mean this in the cleanest possible way

no reason 4 dat
we ar gud girls here with cool minds
say whateva u like unhibited

spikedcylinder:

"Stupid sense".

Whatever the hell that means.

its actually a literary terms called oxymoron
try checking it out

u still didnt answer my question

THE LAST TIME I CHECKED
U WERENT PART OF THE GIRLS NEEDING CLASS

princesa:

come enrol in bluespice's and I class

well, arent these ur own words?

look im not trying to meddle okay, i just want to know

bluespice:

she's coming to my school in march!

and you said this,
though i never tot u were meddling just that
you were in the fun, and i meant individual class

ahhhh
i see wats happening here

okay lemme explain she is actually coming to my school in march meet n greet, book signing, talk n all
so im sorry for the ambigous post

ok, sure
sorry for the misunderstanding

I like Chimamanda Adichie's writing. About Biafra and Nigeria when she was yet unborn. However I think you guys here are not helping anybody, especially yourselves. Wetin Naija gals dey think sef? It's a shame u all while away time here o! I don't blame u. Una get bobo wey una go soon marry. Creative thinking is not in ur lists at all! I even wonder why una come here? Cause u all got money to spend, maybe! That aside, we should be proud of Chimamanda and hence I don't like it when a certain Peaceworld talks about her Africanness! We're Africans, for crying out loud! Although I've downloaded his BLACK BOOK and think he has it in him to be the best in his writing (Fascinating book for kids, but only one Nigerian character doesn't help this country! You'll love this if you're a fan of FANTASY and HARRY POTTER. For a free download, go to www.lulu.com/freedownloads), I still think he should leave us alone with our Africanness!
Linda

i dont undastand one out off all your jam talks lady/dude

who told you that all the nigerian ladies depend on their male friends for sustenance?
or that we hate Chimanda Adichie?
are you also suggesting we relapse into reading harry and co (a group of dim witted ficticious creeP?
are you an expatriate or a nigerian?
look well before you post jare
no dey jam talk anyhow for here

Tut, tut, tut Princesa, you were so intent on bagging me that you were not paying attention to the flow of the other conversation. So tay you dey go enlist Blue wey dey talk say Chimamanda dey come to im school. Do try to keep up. LOL.

Anyway, what the heck is that Linda joker on about? E be like say she dey misyarn for hia.

Lindakiss:

I like Chimamanda Adichie's writing. About Biafra and Nigeria when she was yet unborn. However I think you guys here are not helping anybody, especially yourselves. Wetin Naija gals dey think sef? It's a shame u all while away time here o! I don't blame u. Una get bobo wey una go soon marry. Creative thinking is not in ur lists at all! I even wonder why una come here? Cause u all got money to spend, maybe! That aside, we should be proud of Chimamanda and hence I don't like it when a certain Peaceworld talks about her Africanness! We're Africans, for crying out loud! Although I've downloaded his BLACK BOOK and think he has it in him to be the best in his writing (Fascinating book for kids, but only one Nigerian character doesn't help this country! You'll love this if you're a fan of FANTASY and HARRY POTTER. For a free download, go to www.lulu.com/freedownloads), I still think he should leave us alone with our Africanness!
Linda

when you write misinformed crap like that highlited, you come off as little more than a slowpoke. It is not your place to wonder what anyone is doing on Nairaland as frankly that is none of your damn business.

i win you win, everyone is happy
duh
enough with the bicker

Hey ladies, why is there so much HATE in here? And Linda, pls understand I'm not saying we should forget our 'Africanness' or whatever that means! We are Africans. It is non-negotiable. Thanks for your comments on my book, though, but you girls should stop hating each other, plssss? Stop calling yourselves names? It tells volumes about one's character, you know.
Peaceworld