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Three guys are arrested in an adult
book store and appear before the
judge.
He asks the first guy to stand:
"What is your name?" he asked.
"John," the guy answered. "And why were you arrested?" the
judge asked.
"I was by the magazine rack holding a
big fat cigar and blowing smoke." he
answered.
The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the guy and
called up the next one.
"What's your name?" he asked.
"John," the guy answered.
"Why were you arrested?" the Judge
asked. "I was by the magazine rack holding a
big fat cigar and blowing smoke." he
answered.
Again, the judge saw nothing
offensive, 'This so-called adult store is
begining to sound more like a smoking club!' he thought.
So he dismissed the charge and called
up the next guy.
"What's your name?? No wait, let me
guess; John." he said.
"No," said the guy, "My name is Smoke."
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