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Unbelievable Marriage Software That Solve Matrimonial Issues by oluagness(m): 2:56pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Greetings! I got this from an elderly friend on whatsApp. I installed it and is working perfectly. Marriage Software This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst that gave birth to the software: Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected "Soccer 6.3" always fails and "Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help? .... AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID: Dear Customer, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the......... C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child processing has already started). DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH. BEST WISHES! Yours, Systems Analyst. 1 Like |
Re: Unbelievable Marriage Software That Solve Matrimonial Issues by oluagness(m): 3:59pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
to the couples in the house, use it because is good for you. to the would be couples, get it and save it in your harddisc 1 Like |
Re: Unbelievable Marriage Software That Solve Matrimonial Issues by crackhaus: 6:06pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
Okay, this is some serious ingenuity... whoever came up with this is quite creative. 2 Likes |
Re: Unbelievable Marriage Software That Solve Matrimonial Issues by greatgod2012(f): 8:17pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
I love this! It's funny, educative and as well very correct and accurate. May God help us all in our marriages. Amen |
Re: Unbelievable Marriage Software That Solve Matrimonial Issues by ariyibiolatunji: 10:14pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
fact decoded! |
Re: Unbelievable Marriage Software That Solve Matrimonial Issues by oluagness(m): 8:33am On Mar 25, 2015 |
crackhaus: yeah, the guy is creative. remember is an elder. omode ki i ni aso titi ki o ni akisa ju agba lo. |
Re: Unbelievable Marriage Software That Solve Matrimonial Issues by oluagness(m): 8:38am On Mar 25, 2015 |
greatgod2012: Amen o. but you ought to have allowed somebody to say amen now, lol. noting wrong in saying amen to your prayer o o o |
Re: Unbelievable Marriage Software That Solve Matrimonial Issues by oluagness(m): 8:44am On Mar 25, 2015 |
ariyibiolatunji: Great, please unzip it and install it. let it always run as background program. let your antivirus know that the software is not a virus. it is a third party program that is vital to your system architecture and sustainability. thank you. |
Re: Unbelievable Marriage Software That Solve Matrimonial Issues by oluagness(m): 8:03am On Feb 05, 2016 |
still running the software in my system |
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