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Shakara Woman! by CuteMaryJ: 9:38am On Mar 25, 2015 |
This is definately not to propagate rape but like the legendary musician, Fela Anipulako Kuti sang "If you call a woman African woman no go 'gree She go say She go say "I be lady o" "Ma kan na e Ma kan na e pa Iwo ke, oti mo mi ni To ba to ko duro de mi o Duro de mi ki'nbo so mi Wa je baba nla iya iro ni o ko le ja Oje lo nyo, kini won se npe o Shakara oloje ni Shakara oloje ni o... The shakara woman Tell her I say, "My dear I like you" She go say, "E like you? Who you like?" "Come on jare, look at this man" "Why you come from self?" "I be near you, no touch me o" Ladies, you like a man, you are busy dying in your pride. You refuse to approach him am clear your heart all because of shakara. You are 32years old and you have refused to marry if he is not tall, dark, 6~packed, white toothed, God fearing, stinkingly rich, doesn't smoke, doesn't cheat, doesn't lie, doesn't go to the club, lets you scroll through his phone always, never talks to girls, meanwhile you are so dirty inside~out, by the time the "rats" of life catch up with you, you will still be doing bridesmaid fir your friend when you reach the age of menopause. It's not a curse. It's just an indication of a likely future event. Everything you know is to form meanwhile you can't afford it. You love your salad hot, You drink two bottles of shawarma, You make your hair at shoprite, You prefer coke to pepsi, You spend your time buying bend down select yet you are not proud of it. You wear it on red carpet and when asked the name of the designer, you lie "Well, the clothe and shoes were made by an italian designer called capra aegagrus hircus" When capra aegagrus hircus means domestic goat. Stop forming and be yourself. That is the only way you will go far as a lady. Be feminine and ladylike. Don't treat yourself like trash or let anyone take advantage of you but also be humble. Don't rush into marrying someone because of wealth. It is not how far but how well. It is not about getting married, it's about STAYING married. Learn to be humble, so the rats of life don't catch up with you. Thanks a lot! You all need Jesus mehn... Bow down your heads and say after me... "Lord Jesus...." (Gotten from www.facebook.com/hopesignatures)
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Re: Shakara Woman! by vjsmiles: 9:51am On Mar 25, 2015 |
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Re: Shakara Woman! by Rexhenrex(m): 9:54am On Mar 25, 2015 |
pls summarize |
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