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10 Of The Best Proverbs From Across Africa by Surplus90(m): 4:00pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS. 1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe) 2. There is no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon) 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana) 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana) 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because you do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia) 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria) 7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. [Togo] 8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda) 9. If you go to sleep with an itching anus, you are sure to wake up with a smelling fingers. (Kenya) 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence.
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Re: 10 Of The Best Proverbs From Across Africa by Nobody: 4:31pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
wow. nice, inspiring proverbs. some are damn funny tho! no 10.. lmao! |
Re: 10 Of The Best Proverbs From Across Africa by professore(m): 5:02pm On Mar 26, 2015 |
Yansh na wonderful material property (NIGERIA) |
Re: 10 Of The Best Proverbs From Across Africa by Nobody: 7:11pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
Death is a meal every man will one day eat. |
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