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All For A Phone Number by Dioxidane: 12:07pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
I was at the bus stop with my cousin. It's been awhile since we saw, so we were catching up on old times. We were supposed to go to his place in my car but could not because my car broke down the previous day, hence we found ourselves at the bus-stop waiting for a cab. The traffic was congested, there was slow movement of vehicles but we didn't seem to mind because we were so engrossed in our conversation. Standing beside us was a very pretty lady on a phone call. She was saying, '... no, I thought you guys were still at Flamingo hotel... Yeah, there are cops everywhere and it's like they are searching bags... No I deactivated the other one, call me on this line, 0-7-0-3-0-x-x-8-6-5-4... Did you get it?... Ok, just give me about 10minutes... Yeah, same here.' Before I knew what was happening, my cousin was saying to the lady, 'Babe, I didn't get the last two digits of your number. Is it 45 or 54?' The lady just looked at him from head to toe, hissed and walked away. I turned to my cousin and was like 'Dude, seriously ![]() Meanwhile she had walked a few feet from us. As I was almost getting to where she was, I stumbled in a pothole on the road and almost fell. I was like, 'oh, c'mon, what kind of embarrassment is this ![]() As I struggled to steady myself from falling, I bumped into a young girl selling groundnuts and her tray fell on the ground. While passersby were screaming and trying to hold me down, I quickly pulled out 2 N1000 notes from my wallet and gave it to the girl. Her eyes widened, and as she started thanking me profusely, I continued on my way. I had the pretty lady in sights now, I was almost close to her, but before I could say 'Dioxidane', she went through an intersection. As I was trying to maneuver my way around the intersection, I mistakenly hit my leg hard on a pavement. And that was the straw that broke the camel's back. The pain was so acute that I screamed, 'Fuvk!!!'. And that was when I decided to stop chasing the pretty lady. While limping back to meet my cousin, I started analyzing all the mishaps that led to the excruciating pain I felt on my leg. I turned my head towards the direction the pretty lady was walking and couldn't find her in my sights anymore. I concluded she was a bad omen and continued limping to meet my cousin. As my cousin saw me limping, he started laughing at me and he was like, 'How far, how did it go? Did you get the number eventually?'. I couldn't utter any words. I just shook my head in disgust. At that very moment, we heard what sounded like an explosion from the direction I just came from. Within a few minutes, the whole area was crowded with cops and some military personnel. We tried finding our way towards the area of the blast but it was cordoned off by the cops. I overhead someone say that only the suicide bomber was killed, 3 persons suffered severe injuries and were rushed to the hospital, while 8 other persons suffered minor injuries and were being treated somewhere around. I heard one of the bomb squad officer say to his superior that the bomb was 'mis-rigged' and when it detonated, only people within 10 feet of her were affected. '10 feet of her?', I thought. That means the suicide bomber was a female ![]() As we tried to wade through the crowd, I saw an eyewitness being interviewed by a news reporter. He was saying, '... yes she was a very pretty lady carrying a brown bag. No one would have expected her to be a suicide bomber...'. I froze on the spot. 'OMG!!! That was the same girl I was lusting after.' My leg was in pain, but I was so grateful to God for not making me continue with the pursuit of the lady. I would have died that day, all for the phone number of a pretty lady. I definitely learnt my lessons! 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: All For A Phone Number by dharay99: 12:19pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
re edit or summarize dat passage up der, too long 4me too read plz.. ![]() |
Re: All For A Phone Number by Nobody: 2:58pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
GOD SAVE UNA O |
Re: All For A Phone Number by ShirelleBaby: 4:52pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
Is this for real? ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: All For A Phone Number by akinsadeez(m): 5:05pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
Very interesting story. You tried. |
Re: All For A Phone Number by Nobody: 7:03pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
It wouldnt ve made any difference if U had died chasing a pretty lady. U came through a woman remember... |
Re: All For A Phone Number by mirexxx(f): 7:08pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
summary pls ![]() |
Re: All For A Phone Number by nikkiehan(f): 7:15pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
infact God loves u. it will av be anoda story entirely. nt all glitters r gold |
Re: All For A Phone Number by Babygal4eva(f): 7:20pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
/r/thathappened rme |
Re: All For A Phone Number by Dioxidane: 7:23pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
akinsadeez: Thanks bro... |
Re: All For A Phone Number by Dioxidane: 7:27pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
dharay99: mirexxx: For an article not even up to a thousand words ![]() 1 Like |
Re: All For A Phone Number by Dioxidane: 7:27pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
DestinedSharon: Haba, pity man na... |
Re: All For A Phone Number by Nobody: 7:28pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
Nice Hollywood movie |
Re: All For A Phone Number by Dioxidane: 7:28pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
Babygal4eva: It happened to you? Don't understand... |
Re: All For A Phone Number by Dioxidane: 7:29pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
ShirelleBaby: ennyhola: nikkiehan: Yes o, lesson definitely learnt... 1 Like |
Re: All For A Phone Number by Brugo(m): 7:31pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
![]() So the moral of the story is don't chase fine girl cos the result may be deadly. |
Re: All For A Phone Number by dharay99: 7:32pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
Dioxidane: I'm too lazy to read dat & I ain't even in a gud mood... ![]() |
Re: All For A Phone Number by Nobody: 7:38pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
Dioxidane:Smiles... |
Re: All For A Phone Number by Dioxidane: 7:38pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
dharay99: Hmm... Good for you... |
Re: All For A Phone Number by Timzyy(m): 8:37pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
Na God save u!!! Na whr u pass cum u won pass go... 1 Like |
Re: All For A Phone Number by Adesam09(m): 10:42pm On Mar 27, 2015 |
Are u joking or sth 1 Like |
Re: All For A Phone Number by Nobody: 12:43am On Mar 28, 2015 |
Is this for real or just a fiction? But why quoting someone phone number here if it's a fiction? Open up please bro.. Is this a true life story? ...........................buy MTN 1GB (N1,200); ETISALAT 250MB(N500), 500MB (N800), 750MB (N1000), 1GB (N1300). 30 days duration. Works in all devices (Andriod/iPhone, Phone or Modem). Also Convert Airtime to Cash (20% Processing Fee). Call: 08107873795. Thanks & God bless. |
Re: All For A Phone Number by Nobody: 12:53am On Mar 28, 2015 |
What an epistle!!! When will episode be out for ur fans? |
Re: All For A Phone Number by Dioxidane: 7:51am On Mar 28, 2015 |
myhoodlink: Bro, it's not a true life story... |
Re: All For A Phone Number by Sunymoore(m): 8:33am On Apr 15, 2015 |
Babygal4eva:Reddit girl.. Is the sub interesting? |
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