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Hilarious One Liners Jokes About APC And Buhari_,pdp Take It Away! by ekemini84(m): 1:59am On Mar 28, 2015
Why isn't buhari dead yet despite reports on his depreciating health?

Because tinubu hasn't told him
yet.

Why did INEC stop underage voting altogether?
Cus they don't trust little girls around buhari

Why cnt buhari remember the name of his running mate?

Who cares?

Why did buhari chose osibanjo as his running mate and not ameachi

Who cares?

Why is there a little white hair on buhari and tinibu's head?

A sign that there is a little bit of good in us all.

What is the difference between APC arguments and a knife

At list a knife has a point.

What is "buhari" spelt backwards?

A looser.

What is faster than an APC thug running away with a card reader?

Another APC thug running away with our ballot box.


Why did the APC thug got shot by the police

Who cares.


Did you hear about the guy who finally figured why why APC is such a crazy party?

He died of laughter before he could tell anyone.


Why do APC always come up with so much propaganda?

Because they think we care.


How do you know buhari is finally about to say something intelligent?

It begins with "Jonathan's administration
"...


Why hasn't APC been to aso rock?

There are no vacancy for cleaners yet.


What's the difference between APC members and thieves?

You tell me.

What's the difference between APC and shit?

APC ain't shit.


There is only two thing wrong with APC.

Everything they say and everything they do.

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Re: Hilarious One Liners Jokes About APC And Buhari_,pdp Take It Away! by politricks: 2:03am On Mar 28, 2015
So funny I forgot to laugh

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Re: Hilarious One Liners Jokes About APC And Buhari_,pdp Take It Away! by ekemini84(m): 2:12am On Mar 28, 2015
Why won't u forget, you were born "not to get things".
Re: Hilarious One Liners Jokes About APC And Buhari_,pdp Take It Away! by acenazt: 2:27am On Mar 28, 2015
wahahahahahahahahahahahaha soooo unfunny. What worthless slowpoke.
Re: Hilarious One Liners Jokes About APC And Buhari_,pdp Take It Away! by playboy99(m): 2:51am On Mar 28, 2015
ekemini84:
Why isn't buhari dead yet despite reports on his depreciating health?

Because tinubu hasn't told him
yet.

Why did INEC stop underage voting altogether?
Cus they don't trust little girls around buhari

Why cnt buhari remember the name of his running mate?

Who cares?

Why did buhari chose osibanjo as his running mate and not ameachi

Who cares?

Why is there a little white hair on buhari and tinibu's head?

A sign that there is a little bit of good in us all.

What is the difference between APC arguments and a knife

At list a knife has a point.

What is "buhari" spelt backwards?

A looser.

What is faster than an APC thug running away with a card reader?

Another APC thug running away with our ballot box.


Why did the APC thug got shot by the police

Who cares.


Did you hear about the guy who finally figured why why APC is such a crazy party?

He died of laughter before he could tell anyone.


Why do APC always come up with so much propaganda?

Because they think we care.


How do you know buhari is finally about to say something intelligent?

It begins with "Jonathan's administration
"...


Why hasn't APC been to aso rock?

There are no vacancy for cleaners yet.


What's the difference between APC members and thieves?

You tell me.

What's the difference between APC and shit?

APC ain't shit.


There is only two thing wrong with APC.

Everything they say and everything they do.
it so funny to the extent mama peace had to taste wike to knw if he was sweeter than ur joke. I wuld hav guessed sum1 put a gun on ur head 4 u to compose this dry joke #ACE
Re: Hilarious One Liners Jokes About APC And Buhari_,pdp Take It Away! by ekemini84(m): 8:21am On Mar 28, 2015
Stupid APC! as stup-id as that stupi-id stone dt d other stones make fun of.Silly one track minded people.

can't even reason to save a child's life.
Junk bucnches!
Possessing a 1.0 version mind in a 5.0 world.
Re: Hilarious One Liners Jokes About APC And Buhari_,pdp Take It Away! by Flets: 8:23am On Mar 28, 2015
Funny but spot on in describing APC.
Re: Hilarious One Liners Jokes About APC And Buhari_,pdp Take It Away! by olafunny(m): 8:24am On Mar 28, 2015
No time, voting starts here.

LIKE 4 BUHARI...
SHARE 4 JONATHAN...

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Re: Hilarious One Liners Jokes About APC And Buhari_,pdp Take It Away! by emiye(m): 8:27am On Mar 28, 2015
it is as funny as watching paints dry on wall newly painted

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