[b]There were two little boys, 8 and 10 years old, very mischievous and naughty. They were always get into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their city, their sons were probably involved.

They boy's mother heard that a clergyman in city had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning and 10-year-old in the afternoon to see the clergyman .

The clergyman, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?".

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"


The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"[/b]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

gud 4 dem abeg who are the brothers so i can laff complete

Ingilish

Those boys na warri (efurun) children

na u be the 8 yrs boy

Big father, that was real funny mehhn!

if no b God ben 4 don bite pple wt his stocky teeth

I NO LAUGH, NA BY FORCE

comot there no be your type we dey find

studio43:

I NO LAUGH, NA BY FORCE

cry now

tolding them again

Abi oh

neo_welsh:

Those boys na warri (efurun) children

AKA Militants . .LIFE!

good jokes lol

Dani where is God?!

In His Holy Temple Elysabeth

I'm not Elysabeth abeg!

Where is His holy temple sef?

U r one of His Holy Temple only if u r willing & obedient to his commandment & words

pastor romade

na so i se myself o
God is still seeking who to send come join d train of d wise o

when you be pastor?

tay tay

romade na native pastor

ouch u break my tender heart

go die na

I shall not die but live to declare d word of da Lord Amen

romade:

ouch u break my tender heart

how can! I thot God says you should keep ur heart with all deligent?
I put it to u that u are not a good keeper.

Romade defend urself