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Most Bizarre Request By Patients-doctors Reveal by Adefaze(m): 9:00pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
Affairs of the heart: 1. “I’ve just been on holiday with my mistress. I’ve just got back and work want to know where I’ve been. I’d like a sick note to cover me.” 2. “I need some advice as I want to break up with my boyfriend and I don’t know what to say” 3. “Doctor, I have cheated on my partner and now I don’t know who to choose”. 4. “Can you settle a marital dispute? My wife thinks paracetamol is better, I think ibuprofen is. Who’s right?” 5. “Doctor, can you tell my husband to stop buying food that’s near it’s ‘sell by’ date as he’s wasting money.” Anxious parents: 1. “Doctor, please tell my son to study harder so he can get into Eton.” 2. “My sleepy baby keeps rubbing her eyes.” 3. “What normal 15-year-old boy doesn’t have porn on their computer?! I’ve looked and looked but he really doesn’t! That’s not normal!” 4. “My daughter has a brown rash on her leg.” (felt tip pen ink which was rubbed off with an Alco wipe pad) 5. “My son’s shoes are rubbing him.” |
Re: Most Bizarre Request By Patients-doctors Reveal by Nobody: 9:03pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
LMAO |
Re: Most Bizarre Request By Patients-doctors Reveal by Adefaze(m): 9:03pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
Cosmetic concerns 1. “I have ugly feet.” 2. Do you have something to make my nails stronger & hair shinier before my holiday tomorrow?” 3. “My chin looks too fat in photos on Facebook – I need an operation.” 4. “I’ve bought these fancy anti-ageing face creams. Can you look at the ingredients and tell me which order I should use them in?” 5. “I have grey hairs….I’m nearly 40….have I got a medical condition?” The most minor of problems 1. “I have sneezed twice in the last hour”. 2. Can you fix my sprained ankle before I go out tonight as I want to wear heels.” 3. “I broke my nail.” 4. “I have had a sore throat since this morning.” 5. I had an insect bite last week and it itched like hell. It’s gone now, but wondered if it will itch if I get another one?” Everyday life 1. “Doctor – my stomach makes this weird rumbling/gurgling noise whenever I haven’t eaten.” 2. “A bird pooped on me”. 3. “My skin is too soft.” 4. “I get sore feet when I dance in high heels.” 5. My lodger is annoying me because he’s spending too much time in his room.” |
Re: Most Bizarre Request By Patients-doctors Reveal by Adefaze(m): 9:05pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
Re: Most Bizarre Request By Patients-doctors Reveal by henribj(m): 9:49pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
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