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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by cococandy(f): 12:11am On Mar 31, 2015 |
Very interesting election. |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by enoqueen: 12:12am On Mar 31, 2015 |
The kind of votes APC will get in Lagos, Kano, Kaduna, maiduguri, Sokoto and Kastina will be like Pick 2, Pick 2, Pick 3, Hold On, General Market, Last Card, Check Up! love this to the moon and back. sai baba. 2 Likes |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Nobody: 12:13am On Mar 31, 2015 |
Keep calm idiot. Tuntheycr7: 1 Like |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by saasala(m): 12:13am On Mar 31, 2015 |
richtubor: Even that EDO na small margin sef |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by obongtunji: 12:14am On Mar 31, 2015 |
Vithouston: That's not true, is Ogun, Osun, Oyo north? Because the last time I checked they are south west and those state were won by Buhari. I can't also remember when Plateau and Nassarawa becomes south, because Jonathan is in charge of them |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by xcommando(m): 12:16am On Mar 31, 2015 |
pussypounder:Yea u did calculus in skull,u must be a mathematician or an engineer |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by linusbnn(m): 12:16am On Mar 31, 2015 |
saasala: U sabi use calcu at all sef? I go beat u oooo |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by 0ldirtybastard(m): 12:17am On Mar 31, 2015 |
chibabe3: *Catch that sabo! Chasing her* 1 Like |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by windowxp5(m): 12:18am On Mar 31, 2015 |
Na my own be this. Abeg, Nigerians Don wise up |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Rexnegro(m): 12:19am On Mar 31, 2015 |
kinibigdeal:Lwkmdh hehehehehehehe Pdp never see anything yet sef , borno , sokoto , lagos , gombe , yobe , bauchi , adamawa, kebbi etc still dey warm up o. Sebi they put hope to rig rivers no wahala even if they rig oceans they can't still win CHANGE...!!! 1 Like |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Rapmaestro(m): 12:20am On Mar 31, 2015 |
Time for Jega to bargain.. Let's see who is the highest bidder... |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Rexnegro(m): 12:20am On Mar 31, 2015 |
Chillext:Lwkmdh hehehehehehehe no worry bro , Pdp never see anything yet sef , borno , sokoto , lagos , gombe , yobe , bauchi , adamawa, kebbi etc still dey warm up o. Sebi they put hope to rig rivers no wahala even if they rig oceans they can't still win CHANGE...!!! 1 Like |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Slickest(m): 12:21am On Mar 31, 2015 |
Franiey:Lol....funny guy....try using a calculator, ur answers should b apc leading with over 2million votes |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by ojosegun2011(m): 12:21am On Mar 31, 2015 |
In the Southern Nigeria under aged children were not allowed to vote unlike in the Northern Nigeria where an adult is from age of seven (7) years. Despite that abnoe PDP is still leading. PDP will become victorious. PDP powerrrrrr!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Rapmaestro(m): 12:22am On Mar 31, 2015 |
Y'all should wake up jo... This is the best time to prepare for post election violence, to give orders to military, even to rig sef... All hope is lost.. Jega fall hand |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by kobonaire(m): 12:24am On Mar 31, 2015 |
To win, the candidate needs more than 50% of the majority vote nationally and more than 25% in 2/3rds of the states. |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by saasala(m): 12:27am On Mar 31, 2015 |
linusbnn: Issokay |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Nobody: 12:27am On Mar 31, 2015 |
saasala:you will be shocked!! it's good you said SS and SE, we wanted you guys to celebrate your glory in this first phase... |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by abdulll6afh(m): 12:27am On Mar 31, 2015 |
HaHhaa jona this is not an n g s election where 16 persons are morethan 19. Where are your boys who promises you votes where is fani kayode where is dakubo asari who said if you fail he will Destroy north where is bokoharam wHo panic northerners on election day where is namadi who promise you 2million votes in kaduna. Where is gani adams of o p c that promise you votes in lagos where are they. They chop youR money and failed you go and called them to defend you in jegas face hahahahahahahaha you think people that you killed in north east will reduce buharis vote go to hell jonathan |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by Archie30: 12:28am On Mar 31, 2015 |
Just how GEJ improved the lives of ppl in SE to deserve this support is beyond me. Once again, they ve been manipulated into ethnic, tribal n religious politics with absolutely nothing to show for it. Until we in SE, accept that we re the ones holding ourselves back, until we accept that on average we need to be educated more than the rest of the region then we ll stay losers in Nigerian pitch. In the last 4 yrs GEJ represented everything that's wrong with Nigeria and to think that's ok is very laughable. I hope that this change that's going to sweep across every corner of Nigeria will find honest meaning to the ppl in SE. Wake up guys, it's time to move on from the 60s. 3 Likes |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by saasala(m): 12:29am On Mar 31, 2015 |
shadowgwalker: Whatever you think or say, just remember say 2M+ dey ground now |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by 0ldirtybastard(m): 12:31am On Mar 31, 2015 |
Omoh, it's totally been. I smell a disastrous avalanche of impending mayhem. Meanwhile, here in enugu.... Ebube and his boys are at work...
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Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by galadima77(m): 12:32am On Mar 31, 2015 |
Franiey: mumu 1 Like |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by solreb: 12:35am On Mar 31, 2015 |
saasala: I support APC but PDP has perfected the same plans to report similar numbers as Akwa Ibom in SS and SE making PDP to lead. Look at the figures polled so far for PDP in these states. You will see that in these states PDP were having more than 70% of PVC collected 50%) while PDP posted 1.48m in Rivers state (70% of PVC collected). in Bayelsa - PDP 421, 000 (80% of PVC collected), APC 4500 Delta - PDP got 1.7 m (85% of PVC collected),APC 35,000 Ebonyi - PDP got 400,000, APC - 8,500 C River - PDP got 521,000 APC - 21000 They are trying to falsify result in Bauchi where d Gov has declared curfew and INEC has refused to announce the remaining result since last nite and also in Taraba. At the end of the day GEJ will get about 4.48 m votes if you add Rivers votes. It means that GEJ will now be leading by about 2m + which tally with what FFK was predicting. Up till now Delat state result has not been announced. They are delaying it just like they for Rivers and A/Ibom to use it as a swing state. PDP and GEJ just want to cause trouble in the country |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by saasala(m): 12:41am On Mar 31, 2015 |
solreb: Nothing you said is workable baba...go back and do you calcu well |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by solreb: 12:42am On Mar 31, 2015 |
abdulll6afh: We need to be careful here because INEC has yet to declare manipulated results in other SS and SE states. For instance Delat state result is still not released by INEC at the state. If you knotice that SW and North results were being released as announced, results in SS and SE were delayed largely till today so that they could be manipulated after they would have got results from the North. From information available PDP will post the following results in SS and SE and they will make GEJ lead and win. You will see that in these states PDP were having more than 70% of PVC collected while the trend in SW and North states is about 50% turn-out to PVC collected. . Bayelsa - PDP 421, 000 (80% of PVC collected), APC 4500 Delta - PDP got 1.7 m (85% of PVC collected),APC 35,000 Ebonyi - PDP got 400,000, APC - 8,500 C River - PDP got 521,000 APC - 21000 They are trying to falsify result in Bauchi where d Gov has declared curfew and INEC has refused to announce the remaining result since last nite and also in Taraba. At the end of the day GEJ will get about 3 m votes if you deduct Rivers votes. It means that GEJ will now be leading by about 1m + which tally with what FFK was predicting. Up till now Delta state result has not been announced. They are delaying it just like they for Rivers and A/Ibom to use it as a swing state. PDP and GEJ just want to cause trouble in the country |
Re: Election Anxiety As Nigerians Are Forced To Become Mathematician (picture) by solreb: 12:43am On Mar 31, 2015 |
saasala: I support GMB but we need to be careful here because INEC has yet to declare manipulated results in other SS and SE states. For instance Delat state result is still not released by INEC at the state. If you knotice that SW and North results were being released as announced, results in SS and SE were delayed largely till today so that they could be manipulated after they would have got results from the North. From information available PDP will post the following results in SS and SE and they will make GEJ lead and win. You will see that in these states PDP were having more than 70% of PVC collected while the trend in SW and North states is about 50% turn-out to PVC collected. . Bayelsa - PDP 421, 000 (80% of PVC collected), APC 4500 Delta - PDP got 1.7 m (85% of PVC collected),APC 35,000 Ebonyi - PDP got 400,000, APC - 8,500 C River - PDP got 521,000 APC - 21000 They are trying to falsify result in Bauchi where d Gov has declared curfew and INEC has refused to announce the remaining result since last nite and also in Taraba. At the end of the day GEJ will get about 3 m votes if you deduct Rivers votes. It means that GEJ will now be leading by about 1m + which tally with what FFK was predicting. Up till now Delta state result has not been announced. They are delaying it just like they for Rivers and A/Ibom to use it as a swing state. PDP and GEJ just want to cause trouble in the country |
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