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Can The Nigerian Police Be More Useless Than This! ? Read Story by deor03(m): 8:34am On Jan 23, 2009
Police parade goat as robbery suspect
Written by Demola Akinyemi
Friday, 23 January 2009
*For attempting to ‘steal’ a Mazda car

It was a shocking sight yesterday as men of the Kwara State Police Command paraded a goat as an armed robbery suspect.



The goat "robbery suspect"The goat "suspect" is being detained over an alleged attempt to snatch a Mazda car. The mysterious goat, according to the Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Tunde Mohammed, while briefing bewildered journalists at the Force headquarters, is an armed robber who attempted to snatch the said car, Wednesday night, and later transformed into the goat in a bid to escape arrest.
He explained that men of a vigilance group in Anifowose Ipata/Oloje areas of the state capital had chased two armed robbery suspects who wanted to demobilise the Mazda car with the intention of stealing it, and

"while one of them escaped, the other was about to be apprehended by the team when he turned his back on the wall and turned to this goat. They quickly grabbed the goat and here it is.’’ Mohammed said.

The police spokesman said the goat "armed robbery suspect" will not be left off the hook until investigations into the case are concluded.

He also said that no fewer than five stolen vehicles have been recovered by the state Police Command while some suspects were also arrested. Among those arrested, he said was one Idowu Oni of Araromi area of Akure who escaped from Akure Prison.

He added that the escaped convict was arrested in Ilorin after stealing a Mazda 323 car belonging to Mrs. Henrietta Ayijesu.

He also said another armed robbery and rape suspect was in their custody, assuring that the suspects will soon appear in court.


source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/content/view/27049/42/

Re: Can The Nigerian Police Be More Useless Than This! ? Read Story by Jarus(m): 8:42am On Jan 23, 2009
roflmao ;d ;d ;d
Re: Can The Nigerian Police Be More Useless Than This! ? Read Story by montelik(m): 11:32am On Jan 23, 2009
seriously its not yet april 1st. what sort of sick joke is this. god save us in naija.
Re: Can The Nigerian Police Be More Useless Than This! ? Read Story by AKO1(m): 11:45am On Jan 23, 2009
Ehn the police should kuku kill the goat and chop it, and save us this public display of shame and uncilility. angry tongue tongue
Re: Can The Nigerian Police Be More Useless Than This! ? Read Story by aieromon(m): 12:29pm On Jan 23, 2009
My colleagues and I are laughing our lungs off as we read this story.

wetin man no go hear for dis naija wey we dey so?

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Can The Nigerian Police Be More Useless Than This! ? Read Story by Kobojunkie: 3:30am On Jan 25, 2009
This na the same Nigerian police wey dey guard Lagos ooo!!! ROFLMAO!!!

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