FUNNY MESSAGE TO BUHARI
# BabaNowThatYouAreThere
1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda. Just give us Light
and security. Others will fall in place
2) Replace petrol subsidy
3) Make Fashola a minister with 10 portfolios. He can
handle it.
4) Baba, d number of fish in each tin of Titus sardine used
to
be 8 in 1999. Please do something about it.
4) Shut all borders. Our jail candidates must not be allowed
to escape to Cotonou.
5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food We Say Make
U Go Chop.
6) Jobs for graduates and Please arrest dat lady that says
your call credit is low please recharge!
7) Stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay dem like civil
servant 2 discourage rogues from our politics.
Don't use all our money to buy shoes and private jets.
Use ur old military boots and okada if necessary.
9) Let there be electricity, we don't want to be hugging
transformers.
10) We want NTA to be clear like CNN,
BBC, Aljazeera and so on.

Seconded!!