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Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by dondestiny(m): 11:01am On Apr 01, 2015
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Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by Nobody: 11:01am On Apr 01, 2015
Baba now you are there find a name to replace GENERAL! You are president of a democratic country.
suggestion: Chief, Alhaji,Mallam or whatever. Just avoid being called General as a democracy government
Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by aristocrazzy: 11:01am On Apr 01, 2015
#GEJnowthatyouareout. U can go and complete the mansion you were building in otueke. And go back to the lecture room.

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Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by eleko1: 11:01am On Apr 01, 2015
wink. Wey sufferingSNAPE/ANINi aka Anonimi and dem useless saTANist?Dey are now deaf/dumb grin tongue
Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by MisterKennedy(m): 11:04am On Apr 01, 2015
http://www.theseblogs.com/BOix6
Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by Guyman02: 11:05am On Apr 01, 2015
If only Buhari had congratulated GEJ on his victory in 2011 like GEJ did yesterday many lives would have been saved and those youth corp members who were murdered in the North would have been alive today.

Kudos to GEJ, he is the biggest winner in this election for being a statesman even acknowledged by GMB.

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Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by shobroy10(m): 11:05am On Apr 01, 2015
Sweetguy25:
Foools
the bible said anyone that calls the other fool is liable to go to hell

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Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by Nobody: 11:06am On Apr 01, 2015
‪#‎ BabaNowThatYouA reThere‬remove d word "clueless" frm d political vocabulary of our national life

#BabaNowThatYouAreThere remove d favouritism in d "best striker of the year" national award, ASUU doesnt deserve it.

#BabaNowThatYouAreThere prove wrong d almighty formular in Nigeria's political mathematics. 16 can never be greater dan 19

#BabaNowThatYouAreThere we need to end gbagaun in high places. if mama peace wont go abroad to study, there is a federal university in Otueke.

#BabaNowThatYouAreThere there is this annual student ritual called "ASUU strike" it's evil!

#BabaNowThatYouAreThere Dont invite dat seductive Sheyi Shay to Aso Rock. she will make u cross ur legs to avoid dickson from standing tall. dat wont be enough! u will den need to use ur both hands to press him down while maintaining a bright smile lyk say nothing dey happen. see uncle Jona pix wit her

#BabaNowThatYouAreThere just be d president, not the weakest among five others.

#BabaNowThatYouAreThere buy a world map for madam world bank as a friendly gift, and let her use it to travel back to where she came from. let her go along wit her fallacious gimmicks of "strong economy"

#BabaNowThatYouAreThere remember dat dia is one mad man in Ekiti called Fayose. if he refuses to accept d result, just let him go and be d third fish in titus.

#BabaNowThatYouAreThere can you pls get MTN to stop sending me stupid and annoying text messages?

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Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by zionzoe(m): 11:06am On Apr 01, 2015
Pls just give us light and Security. Also continue with the good Agric reforms. Pls don't Sack the Present Minister of Agriculture........if you agree with the Minister of Agric retention click like

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Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by magabounce(m): 11:06am On Apr 01, 2015
Oya na!!!!!
We de wait
Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by fiftynaira(m): 11:06am On Apr 01, 2015
#babanowthatyoutheremakemyairtimetolastlonger
Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by fuckluv(f): 11:06am On Apr 01, 2015
My favourites:
#babanowthatyouarethere#pls warn mtn to stop sending us those stupid sms while raising our hopes thinking its alerts. grin

#babanowthatyouarethere# pls shut all borders to prevent our jail candidates escaping to cotonou.

babanowthatyouarethere# titus used to have 8 fishes as at 1999, pls do something about it

Nigerians! grin grin grin

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Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by Acidosis(m): 11:10am On Apr 01, 2015
Lol
Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by wonlasewonimi: 11:11am On Apr 01, 2015
#babanowthatyouarethere please ensure there's a documentary on GEJ.

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Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by datribune: 11:12am On Apr 01, 2015
Hahahaha Who is smiling now?. They called us "children of anger". Lol

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Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by williams20(m): 11:12am On Apr 01, 2015
#BabaNowThatYouAreThere please Protect your NAme BUHARI

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Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by seyikares(f): 11:14am On Apr 01, 2015
Nigerians r comedians, we still make ourselves happy irrespective of the situation - I'm proud to be a Nigerian

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Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by ki02020(m): 11:15am On Apr 01, 2015
Too many topics to read on nairaland this days
Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by Idrismusty97(m): 11:15am On Apr 01, 2015
#babanowthatyouarethere I no longer see spams of "GEJ till 2019".
#babanowthatyouarethere I can now stop logging to Nairaland too often. smiley
Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by Nobody: 11:17am On Apr 01, 2015
#babanowyouarethere# we forgive nairaland pdp E-cockroaches


They don't come online anymore or maybe they come as a visitor or with another moniker

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Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by furetin20: 11:20am On Apr 01, 2015
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Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by desthan(m): 11:21am On Apr 01, 2015
Baba in the 90s, there use to be 8 pcs of fish in a can of sardine, now we barely see up to two....please look into it
Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by dyabman(m): 11:22am On Apr 01, 2015
na true oo

Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by Bizibi(m): 11:22am On Apr 01, 2015
As long as those three generals are alive,Nigeria won't be free.....never knew the interim govt rumour was true and I never knew it was from them,I congratulate buhari but he should be careful of his colleagues,one disagreement with them will bring crisis again,we aren't free yet but we will get there
Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by sonnyudoh(m): 11:22am On Apr 01, 2015
Iamsynord:
NIGERIA

I will tell my children that after 16 years and 4
trials and three woeful fails, one school
certificate holder,Three different Political
parties,With only 1 million and 150 cattles,
Gen Buhari from the north won elections to
become Nigeria's President. I
will teach them the lesson of persistence.

I will tell them of a Goodluck Jonathan from
the creeks with no shoes that allowed for a
credible election process and honourable
concession of power to the people's choice. and return to Otueke peacefully .The First Seating president to
concede to defeat by the opponent party in
good spirit.
I will cultivate in them the values of healthy
competition, maintenance of peace and
gentility of spirit.

I will tell them of a Professor Attahiru Jega
who put aside personal interests to fulfill his
public assignment, remaining calm in the face
of threatening challenges and Political
Orubebes I will teach them the importance of
integrity and strength of character in the dispensation of public service.
I will teach my children, so that one day their
names may honourably go down in the history
of this nation, just as the names of these
honourable men have today
..
GOD BLESS GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN
GOD BLESS PDP
GOD BLESS PDP MEMBERS AND SUPPORTERS
GOD BLESS PRESIDENT BUHARI
GOD BLESS APC
GOD BLESS APC SUPPORTERS AND MEMBERS
GOD BLESS FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
- Synordic,2015
after this person wrote all this just one like? Like seriously?

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Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by Bright4(m): 11:23am On Apr 01, 2015
Babanowthatyouarethere;let all our refineries back to work.
Let's start enjoying 24/7 electricity.
And let our elders have access to monthly allowance.
Also, Hotspot everywhere...

May God help you
God bless Nigeria.
Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by zubby29(m): 11:23am On Apr 01, 2015
somehow i feel pity for gej but he jst refused ro lsten wen der was time for him to do so,please who have heard from asari dokubo,ffk and okupe?
Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by Nobody: 11:24am On Apr 01, 2015
Baba, i was a little baby wen u last ruled and it was said that your vice ran the government for u But:

NOW YOU ARE THERE:

Don't allow Asiwaju Tinubu or any other person dictate your tenure.

i am not a kid anymore. Am watching on 6D

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Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by sulex2020(m): 11:24am On Apr 01, 2015
grin angry
Iamsynord:
NIGERIA

I will tell my children that after 16 years and 4
trials and three woeful fails, one school
certificate holder,Three different Political
parties,With only 1 million and 150 cattles,
Gen Buhari from the north won elections to
become Nigeria's President. I
will teach them the lesson of persistence.

I will tell them of a Goodluck Jonathan from
the creeks with no shoes that allowed for a
credible election process and honourable
concession of power to the people's choice. and return to Otueke peacefully .The First Seating president to
concede to defeat by the opponent party in
good spirit.
I will cultivate in them the values of healthy
competition, maintenance of peace and
gentility of spirit.

I will tell them of a Professor Attahiru Jega
who put aside personal interests to fulfill his
public assignment, remaining calm in the face
of threatening challenges and Political
Orubebes I will teach them the importance of
integrity and strength of character in the dispensation of public service.
I will teach my children, so that one day their
names may honourably go down in the history
of this nation, just as the names of these
honourable men have today
..
GOD BLESS GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN
GOD BLESS PDP
GOD BLESS PDP MEMBERS AND SUPPORTERS
GOD BLESS PRESIDENT BUHARI
GOD BLESS APC
GOD BLESS APC SUPPORTERS AND MEMBERS
GOD BLESS FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
- Synordic,2015
Iamsynord:
NIGERIA

I will tell my children that after 16 years and 4
trials and three woeful fails, one school
certificate holder,Three different Political
parties,With only 1 million and 150 cattles,
Gen Buhari from the north won elections to
become Nigeria's President. I
will teach them the lesson of persistence.

I will tell them of a Goodluck Jonathan from
the creeks with no shoes that allowed for a
credible election process and honourable
concession of power to the people's choice. and return to Otueke peacefully .The First Seating president to
concede to defeat by the opponent party in
good spirit.
I will cultivate in them the values of healthy
competition, maintenance of peace and
gentility of spirit.

I will tell them of a Professor Attahiru Jega
who put aside personal interests to fulfill his
public assignment, remaining calm in the face
of threatening challenges and Political
Orubebes I will teach them the importance of
integrity and strength of character in the dispensation of public service.
I will teach my children, so that one day their
names may honourably go down in the history
of this nation, just as the names of these
honourable men have today
..
GOD BLESS GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN
GOD BLESS PDP
GOD BLESS PDP MEMBERS AND SUPPORTERS
GOD BLESS PRESIDENT BUHARI
GOD BLESS APC
GOD BLESS APC SUPPORTERS AND MEMBERS
GOD BLESS FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
- Synordic,2015
Iamsynord:
NIGERIA

I will tell my children that after 16 years and 4
trials and three woeful fails, one school
certificate holder,Three different Political
parties,With only 1 million and 150 cattles,
Gen Buhari from the north won elections to
become Nigeria's President. I
will teach them the lesson of persistence.

I will tell them of a Goodluck Jonathan from
the creeks with no shoes that allowed for a
credible election process and honourable
concession of power to the people's choice. and return to Otueke peacefully .The First Seating president to
concede to defeat by the opponent party in
good spirit.
I will cultivate in them the values of healthy
competition, maintenance of peace and
gentility of spirit.

I will tell them of a Professor Attahiru Jega
who put aside personal interests to fulfill his
public assignment, remaining calm in the face
of threatening challenges and Political
Orubebes I will teach them the importance of
integrity and strength of character in the dispensation of public service.
I will teach my children, so that one day their
names may honourably go down in the history
of this nation, just as the names of these
honourable men have today
..
GOD BLESS GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN
GOD BLESS PDP
GOD BLESS PDP MEMBERS AND SUPPORTERS
GOD BLESS PRESIDENT BUHARI
GOD BLESS APC
GOD BLESS APC SUPPORTERS AND MEMBERS
GOD BLESS FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
- Synordic,2015
Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by LewisO: 11:24am On Apr 01, 2015
Sweetguy25:
Foools
Is it up to this extent? Some people ehn nawao.

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Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by 3rdeye1(m): 11:25am On Apr 01, 2015
#BabaNowThatYouAreThere ... Give Shekau amnesty and make him our minister of defence.
Re: #babanowthatyouarethere Trending For 2days Now On Twitter (hilarious Scrnshots) by markpeakson(m): 11:30am On Apr 01, 2015
#Babanowthatyouarethere @Babanowthatyouhavethepower effect the change

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