A funny-but-true message to Gen. Buhari

1) Don't come-up with 37-point agenda. Just give us light (electricity) and security, other things will fall in place.
2) Tell MTN, GLO, Etisalat and others to reduce call rate to 1naira per 1minute so that 60naira can call for 1hour/60minutes, make subscription totally free (one has tried if one can buy a browsing and internet enabled phone)
3) Make Fashola a minister with 10 portfolios. He can handle it.
4) Baba, the number of fish in each tin of titus sardine used to be 8 in 1999. We don't know how dead fishes are running out of a sealed something, please do something about it.
5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to eat. No be food we say make u go. chop.
6) Jobs for graduates and please arrest dat lady that says "your call credit is too low, please load in only one card!"
7) Stop jumbo salary for the politicians & pay dem like civil servants to discourage rogues from our politics.
Don't use all our money to buy shoes and private jets. Use ur old military boots and okada if necessary.
9) Replace petrol subsidy
10) We want NTA to be clear like CNN, BBC, Aljazeera and so on.