Can someone please explain the backstory to all this chasoko.

GEJ my HERO! Fayose my role model!

# babanowthatyouarethere
1) Dont come-up with 36-point agenda. Just
give us Light and security. Others will fall in
place
2) Replace petrol subsidy
3) Make Fashola a minister with 10 portfolios.
He can handle it.
4) Baba, d number of fish in each tin of Titus
sardine used to be 8 in 1999. Please do
something about it.
4) Shut all borders. Our jail candidates must
not be allowed to escape to Cotonou.
5) Don't Use 1billion Naira to Eat. No Be Food
We Say Make U Go Chop.
6) Jobs for graduates and Please arrest dat
lady that says your call credit is low please
recharge!
7) Stop jumbo salary 4 d politicians & pay dem
like civil servant 2 discourage rogues from our
politics.
Don't use all our money to buy shoes and
private jets. Use ur old military boots and
okada if necessary.
9) Let there be electricity, we don't want tobe
hugging transformers.
10) We want NTA to be clear like CNN,BBC,
Aljazeera and so on.
11) Baba No forget ur promise to elliminate
Boko haram n all d random Bombings within ur
first month of office coz we wanna b safe goin n
retrnin frm clubs weneva we feel like witout fear
12) Not forgeting d Missing Chibok girls oo and
oda miscillinous 'missing' 400 women too, na
ur turn to begin find dem as u bin think say e
easy
13) Ehen! D ova 200million (dollars abi naira
sef, I don forget) locate dat1 too
14) As Jonathan revive rail system una say its
nt upto per, abeg sharply begin construct
electric trains
15) I no need tell u to immediately begin arrest
and detain all those thieves and criminals in
power dats bin bin looting dis country n
causing so much poverty n unemployment...
dat1 already dey ur cv so I trust u
16) I hear say u and Origin dey quarrel, baba
forgive us leave dat1 for us make peace reign!
17) U promised 1dollar will b equal to 1naira
oo! Arrange dat1 too so I can spare ma
savings n get dat iphone6 for 6000
18) Not forgeting d oil price u promised to
regulate coz my car(s)'ll soon be ready oga!
19) Make sure u arrest all those people that
usually send us unnecessary messages and
calls like,
" Make yourself irresistible by looking at his
eyes and putting across your point. Dont be
shy. To get 5 Days FREE trial of Luv Tips, send
LOVE to 38500". Did I tell them that u don't
know how to make my man love me? Mtssssh
20) And lastly, pls can some1 pls do smtin abt
hw d thickness of Viju milk have drastically
reduced? Hapi New month y'all