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| He's Not Your Father by Nobody: 8:14pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
[b]Son: Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl Father: "That's great son. Who is she? Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter" father: "Oh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later, Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son, Who is she?" Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter... Father: "Oh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister." This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother agitated. Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with four girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!" His mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen to him He isn't your father." Son Fainted...!!![/b] |
| Re: He's Not Your Father by KrazyBone: 8:19pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
Ok. Not funny. |
| Re: He's Not Your Father by mirexxx(f): 8:24pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
too long to read  |
| Re: He's Not Your Father by zyzxx(m): 8:26pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
| Re: He's Not Your Father by mirexxx(f): 8:29pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
| Re: He's Not Your Father by zyzxx(m): 8:34pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
mirexxx:Don't u mind dis? Son: Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl Father: "That's great son. Who is she? Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter" father: "Oh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister." The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later, Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son, Who is she?" Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter... Father: "Oh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister." This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother agitated. Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with four girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!" His mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen to him He isn't your father." Son Fainted...!!! |
| Re: He's Not Your Father by mirexxx(f): 8:43pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
zyzxx:Lol that's so funny  i read it all  1 Like |
| Re: He's Not Your Father by Houseofglam7(f): 8:43pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
Issorait
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| Re: He's Not Your Father by zyzxx(m): 8:58pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
2 Likes |
| Re: He's Not Your Father by mirexxx(f): 9:04pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
zyzxx: 1 Like |
| Re: He's Not Your Father by cokacoola(m): 9:22pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
zyzxx:your these boy, woman wrapping will key you  eve am i do one thats ask you go rewrite these stupid jokes will your greed |
| Re: He's Not Your Father by zyzxx(m): 9:27pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
cokacoola:  I will sire |
| Re: He's Not Your Father by misshoree(f): 9:28pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
U tried for your level(kidding actually) |
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