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Can Aisha Make Us Laugh As Patience Did? by Prinzo1(m): 10:05am On Apr 03, 2015
Can Buhari's wife
make Nigerians laugh and forget their sorrows like
first lady Dame Patience does?
This woman has increased the life span of an
average Nigerian. Examples of her "award
winning
speeches" include:
1- * Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2- * My husband and Sambo IS good people.
3- * I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4- * My fellow widows.
5- * I travelled to abroad to rest in peace.
6- * My husband is the best couple on earth.
7- * The doctors are responding to treatment.
8- * For those who said I speech bad English, I
left
them for God.
9- * Ojukwu is dead, but his Manhood still lives
on.
10- * Na only you waka come?
11- * Chai ! Chai !! Chai !!! This blood we are
"sharing"
12- * diaris God o...
13- * on behave of N2million I donate my family.
14- *To all those who think Goodluck Jonathan
has
failed, I have a question for you. When a child
fails
an exam, isn't the child supposed to be
repeated?
Please support and honour Nigeria first lady by
sharing this with all your contacts.
Don't laugh alone.
Can Buhari's wife make us laugh like first lady
Dame Patience?
Chei ! Chei !! Chei !!! Dis
message "we are reading"
"diaris god o"
Re: Can Aisha Make Us Laugh As Patience Did? by missbehave247(m): 10:10am On Apr 03, 2015
There is god ooo0t
Re: Can Aisha Make Us Laugh As Patience Did? by Nobody: 10:13am On Apr 03, 2015
We want a working and serious first lady,not a comedian or clown

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