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Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by Billygee2u: 4:39am On Apr 04, 2015
UrennaNkoli:
Urhobo Gbagbako wants to start nonsense in the Niger Delta. They are flies compared to boko haram. We'll wipe them out in seconds using bullets made from tissue paper.

Just make sure you turn a new leaf on or before may 29 because the administration that awaits you won't be smiling at all. You can ask the animals you are copying and imitating from the north, they'll explain better.
is that all you can say?you lack experience of life
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by Nobody: 4:51am On Apr 04, 2015
dazangel11:
please let's leave their oil for them please. Nigeria can do without oil. Igbos can do without oil
you are very stupid ......call your people don't mentioned igbo

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Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by cut007: 4:52am On Apr 04, 2015
bid4rich:
I saw this coming before now. Boko boys will disappear no doubt but this people will come stronger. They will not last on the scene because they dnt have the kind mind boko boys get. Goodluck to Buhari
loooooooool! U no nothing about this boys do u?

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Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by Billygee2u: 4:54am On Apr 04, 2015
RevDesmondJuju:


Ole long throat oyel thief

Is it your land? What concerns you if they pollute their land with their oil?

For over 50yrs did you care of their enviroment?

Now you are beating your bonga fish dry foul chest and opening that your gbegiri slurping amala popping dirty smelly agbo mouth threatning war.

Is it Buhari's lunatics led by shekau you want to draft to the ND or Baba Biodun of the OPC osogbo division to pillage ND so you can have oyel money?

ND promised you a renewal to hostilities and if you think it will just blowing pipelines then you are highly deluded. The innocent people and communities in the NE pillaged by your muslim filth cowards is what you are using as an example to threatning the ND? This is confirmation that you owambe concieved bastards from the Southwest never gave a fark. Of the innocent killed but rather celebrated the anarchy for your political gain.
We will take the fight to your region. We will blow up all assests that was built with our wealth.think again. Imagine all fuel depots in lagos blown up and all connecting bridges from lagos to jeba blown up. Or how about piping freshly milked ebola blood gotten from liberia into your water works?

We will halt any oil revenue to the FG by bringing production down to zero. We will then cripple your ports, fuel infrastructure, power lines and critical infrastructure.

Let me see how you boko commander will manage a war with zero revenue and crippled economy and infrastructure

Bastard tajudeen

Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by Nobody: 4:59am On Apr 04, 2015
Trouble dey sleep iyanga dey wake am. ...you make Jonathan government ungovernable and you expecting a peace government na lie.




Buhari will regret all his dubious act against GEJ government

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Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by Pain(m): 5:53am On Apr 04, 2015
BlackTechnology:



See a typical illiterate talk


When will you lead the army from the front



When is Buhari probing Tinubu and OBJ grin
.

Deluded fowl. He will probe them when you find something worth doing..jobless low life
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by Pain(m): 5:57am On Apr 04, 2015
RevDesmondJuju:


Ole long throat oyel thief

Is it your land? What concerns you if they pollute their land with their oil?

For over 50yrs did you care of their enviroment?

Now you are beating your bonga fish dry foul chest and opening that your gbegiri slurping amala popping dirty smelly agbo mouth threatning war.

Is it Buhari's lunatics led by shekau you want to draft to the ND or Baba Biodun of the OPC osogbo division to pillage ND so you can have oyel money?

ND promised you a renewal to hostilities and if you think it will just blowing pipelines then you are highly deluded. The innocent people and communities in the NE pillaged by your muslim filth cowards is what you are using as an example to threatning the ND? This is confirmation that you owambe concieved bastards from the Southwest never gave a fark. Of the innocent killed but rather celebrated the anarchy for your political gain.
We will take the fight to your region. We will blow up all assests that was built with our wealth.think again. Imagine all fuel depots in lagos blown up and all connecting bridges from lagos to jeba blown up. Or how about piping freshly milked ebola blood gotten from liberia into your water works?

We will halt any oil revenue to the FG by bringing production down to zero. We will then cripple your ports, fuel infrastructure, power lines and critical infrastructure.

Let me see how you boko commander will manage a war with zero revenue and crippled economy and infrastructure

Bastard tajudeen


Another empty boast. Orubebe..All noise..I guess its in the DNA
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by eagleeye2: 6:01am On Apr 04, 2015
Nicepoker:
not as easy as u think. Those boys can cripple nigeria u know.
that's exactly my sentiments, and that's why I asked whether dem dey catch breeze?

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Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by Billygee2u: 6:02am On Apr 04, 2015
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Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by eagleeye2: 6:04am On Apr 04, 2015
sanc2s:
you're only a kid. You knw nothing. At the end of the day, ul see that buhari will be pleading for negotiation. 1984 is not 2015. If Niger delta decide to frustrate his tenure just like Boko haram did jonathan, he won't achieve anythn. He cannever use force on militants cos no number of soldiers dan enters dat creek will come out alive and if they decide to bomb, theyl destroy our pipelines. Only God can save us. U people are just blabbing. Watchout and see what's gonna happen if Buhari uses force
Am with you......check my last statement
(dem dey catch breeze)....Buhari no got catch breeze, so he can't do those boys anything. rather like OBJ, he will kill the innocent (example, Odi massacre)
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by Pain(m): 6:04am On Apr 04, 2015
vladimiros:
The people I pity are Yorubas on Nl who think ND militants are bluffing.

As an Nd indigene who has witnessed what these guys can do..beSCARED

O im so scared..I cant sleep ND militants are coming..As you know only them can fire guns..

You guys are just creating more enemies for yourselves with your blatant arrogance. You are losing more empathic Nigerians by the day..
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by visons: 6:21am On Apr 04, 2015
rman:


Democracy did not exist to get you kinsman to be president. It existed so the best man be allowed to do the job determined by majority.

All your threats and dooms day prophesy is rubbish.

Unfortunately for you guys, you are all intellectually lazy that's why u think oil is an avenue to be rewarded for doing nothing. Get an education, get a life and u will realise oil is nothing. Apple, Google and Facebook are companies bigger than your so called Niger delta and the oil in it in terms of value.

Na laziness dey worry all of una. U hate hardwork
So, it is laziness that is worrying the man that owns the water in the well, what do we now call the others that depend on the water of the man's well and without that water, they all stop whining about the fg not releasing allocation? #hypocrite
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by marv1: 6:32am On Apr 04, 2015
temitemi1:
Hmmm... GEJ my HERO! FAYOSE my role MODEL!
. Cluelessness your choice.
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by maduxs: 7:09am On Apr 04, 2015
The war is about to begin. Buhari may end Up fighting militant all through his regime just like jona did to bokoharam. Do me I do you

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Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by overlord77: 7:09am On Apr 04, 2015
Flets:
once posted the comments below and was called names and referred to my post as a threat. Gradually, I shall be ticking off the events as they occur.

How do we avoid the impending dangers to Nigeria’s economy and existence under a Buhari presidency?

 We must need to face reality as there is no magic in governance.

Extremely hard times lies ahead for this country if Buhari ever emerges victorious. 

How do you explain to a Niger Deltan that despite GEJ's achievements in almost all sectors, roads, bridges, railways, agriculture, automobile, alamajiri schools, new universities, fertilizer and ghost worker scam elimination, freedom of press, FOI, free and fair elections, power sector. .........etc, he is still booted out.

What will stop the creeks from going haywire again? Buhari will send the troops to the creeks and together they will set the oil facilities ablaze.

OBJ's use of JTF force could not help as no Oil producing company will risk producing crude and killing staff in a volatile region. 

GEJ under Yaradua had to get down to the creeks to to talk to these boys and effect the amnesty program because they found him as a representation in government.

It will be impossible to convince a ND minority albeit a militant that their own was not persecuted out of office. And that will be the theme of their new struggle.

 The long term solution to this mess is implementing the Confab report and enthroning true federalism.

A lot of opportunities are springing up around Africa and the IOCs are already geared towards investing in these newer and saner climes than invest in an unstable Niger delta . 

And while these troubles persists, the oil producing companies will simply withdraw their personnel from the volatile region and all foreign investments will seize in all sectors.

 Unfortunately, even if the Nigerian troops kill 90% of the militants, it will take just one militant, a dynamite and just one strategic location along the multi- kilometer trunk lines to continue to wreck havoc to the Nigerian economy. 

Fast forward to 2019, if we remain one country and without a civil war,, we will be an economic wreck with no allocations and salaries, no capital projects, no hope with dollar exchanging for 400 naira and we are worse off than we were in 2015. 

Cos the truth is that without crude proceeds for now, Nigeria is finished. And then, we'll be screaming another 'Change' because we would have learnt a bitter lesson in the hands of the Fulanis, Tinubu and Saraki.And then we will ask.... Why were we this silly?

And before you quote me, make sure you outline in clear terms how you or Buhari will avert this obvious calamity staring us in the face

Only last week, they creek boys seem to have resumed activities by kidnapping at Yoho facility operated by Exxonmobil and have shut in 80KBD already.

Are we ready for this for the next 4 years?

The entire world stands to benefit from a crisis in the Niger delta. Its not a coincidence that USA who abandoned us at the height of bokoharam is busy shouting for change in govt . 

Crises in the ND will reduce supply of crude to the Oil market and that would drive up the price of crude for producing countries.... But at Nigeria's expense.

Is Buhari is any way a better Democratic president than GEJ? Is this risk worth it?

Nigerians.... Be Warned!!!

Thank you so much for this wonderful piece. I have always spoken out about the candidacy of Buhari and will, at all times get shut down. Am a Niger Deltan and fortunately working in the region as well. Day and night we monitor for crude thieves and yet, once you fix a point, several others spring up like a hydra.

The worst part is that, the more brute force we tried, the greater the incidences of theft and vandalism In spite of all the surveillances both on ground and in the air(overfly).
All.these Buhari supporters think using force will rid that region of these activities but I advice them to go get a brain check. When the amnesty was brokered, we had some peace. Right now, I don't know what to expect.
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by rman: 7:31am On Apr 04, 2015
visons:
So, it is laziness that is worrying the man that owns the water in the well, what do we now call the others that depend on the water of the man's well and without that water, they all stop whining about the fg not releasing allocation? #hypocrite

The hypocrite is the one that got to power through a democratic process and called for a breakup and anarchy when the same process threw him out!
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by rman: 7:46am On Apr 04, 2015
The Niger Deltans are missing a very important point.

They should not have accepted amnesty, they should have continued with the bombings, kidnappings and vandalism. They should not have left the creeks immediately Jonathan won. By so doing they sent the wrong message of we want POWER and MONEY not DEVELOPMENT. Unfortunately, their kinsman did just that but only a selected few became rich and they are all crooks. The ordinary man in that region is still suffering.

So what do we do now that GEJ is no longer in power? I say let them cripple the economy if they have the power to do so. However, Nigeria will not breakup because a democratic process did not favour a particular ethnic group because when it did, they did not call for a breakup. The suffering they are all yapping is there already maybe they are all missing it.

This transition will only make the country stronger and at the end of the day, even if they get resource control in the Niger Delta, they will still lag behind in terms of development because they have been made intellectually lazy because of oil. Heck! with 13% derivation and very low population they have not left anyone behind since 1999.
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by netmillionaires(m): 8:03am On Apr 04, 2015
BraniacX:


1. I was once given advice on what to do when faced with the unknown, that advice was simple... "Start with what you know! Stick with the truth! It'll save you from embarrassment" so when I said juvenile thinking, I wasn't shouting, neither was I insulting, I was passing one obvious message across, I was, I still am disappointed with the adult who asked a rhetorical question and while knowing the answer, hoped that the audience would be peopled by ignoramuses who wouldn't so he could spoonfeed them with tailor made lies and half truths that buttress his arguments and fit into his agenda.

2. I'll go one better on your behalf, you don't just know the Obj's and Fashola's, you're actually Obj and this is your NL moniker cheesy how else would you know his motives, strategies, affiliations including genealogy as well as the man himself? Welldone baba iyabo grin

3. I never claimed to know better than you did I? But nevertheless, there are things that I do know and on those issues, I suffer episodes of bemusement whenever someone tries to edit the obvious.


Second lesson on argument......the messenger is a part of the message.
Let me start with ur 2nd lesson on arguement. It seems U didn't read Philosophy in school. Don't tell me U are not a philosophy student because Philosophy is a General Study course. My 1st law on arguement is correct. Don't attack the Opponent, attack the subject matter. Where did U get ur 2nd law of arguement from? Nowhere!
2ndly U said U didn't attack the opponent then went ahead to state why U did. U called someone Juvenile Thinking and U said U weren't insulting.. Hmmm! This is getting interesting.
3rdly U said U didn't say U know better... It seems it is high time U stop contraditing urself. In case U don't know what is called Obvious implied action.
Say what U may, the truth will always be the truth... I know Fashola even b4 he became governor, I've known Obasanjo even b4 he became president, I know Oladipupo Diya, I know Fela Kuti and family... I don't have to tell U what is and what is not. If you want to believe. fine! If you don't want to believe it. Fine! I can't force anything on you. But could you please stop preaching everything U hear everywhere as fact! Almost all politicians in Nigeria have family ties with each other... I have been with most of these people one-on-one talking like brothers. Everything away from politics... And U come here saying someone is speaking trash; lies trying to convince the gullible. Most Nigerians stay outside the fence computing mathematical combination and permutation and call it historical fact. People can't know more than what they are being allowed to know. I'd rather be anonymous so I can discuss freely without people saying I am taking side because of this and that.
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by Akposkool(m): 8:14am On Apr 04, 2015
visons:
. What is wrong with this lily livered brother? Did you bother to read the grievances of the boys? They are protesting the non-inclusion of other ethnic minorities in the distribution of contracts and making the whole world think that Niger Delta is synonymous with Ijaws
shatap you slowpoke. These guys are after their selfish interest
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by sambisa5: 8:27am On Apr 04, 2015
Volksfuhrer:
What is this nonsense?

Do these people think at all before embarking on a journey that may irredeemably define their lives!

Why blow up pipelines?

JAMB question
SMH
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by vladimiros: 8:30am On Apr 04, 2015
Pain:


O im so scared..I cant sleep ND militants are coming..As you know only them can fire guns..

You guys are just creating more enemies for yourselves with your blatant arrogance. You are losing more empathic Nigerians by the day..

I wish i was lying my brother. I witnessed their wickedness .. they are very wicked people
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by ogene007: 9:15am On Apr 04, 2015
Eruditor:


They knocked out about 350K barrels in total at their peak period of militancy. If Production dropped to 700-800K does it not show that production should have been between 1-1.1M as I had earlier said?

Now Yar Adua signed an amnesty deal and the activities still continued. GEJ came with his largess and let these militants carter as much as 400K per day just so Nigeria could produce between 1.5-1.9M, tell me is that good governance? And what is to say if the full armour of the military is directed at the militants Nigeria will do any less than the 1.5M?

Men, stop over-exaggerating the effect of these militants. Especially when we have to consider who they're going to be fighting with should this show of shame linger.
You can continue to dish out incorrect figures inorder to downplay the adverse effect militancy had on the economy, during OBJ's government, but the reality will remain. The only reason why GEJ was hand picked to run as running mate to Yaradua was to appease the militants. Yaradua, came and followed up with amnesty programme. APC has pressed the reset button, so let's see how the other party responds. It is only positive and genuine engagement with these aggrieved region, with the aim of permanently dealing with the issue of resource control, in a fiscal federalism, that can guarantee peace.
The military option was used exhaustively by OBJ, and it failed woefully, because he realized that the thearter of this insurgency was riddled with the oil and gas pipelines, which made it difficult to take out the militants, without taking down the country. Your line of argument is mere bravado because at the end of the day, those agitating for resource control through restructuring of Nigeria will prevail.

Let me end by correcting some of your distorted figures, before the militancy, Nigeria was at 2.1 million bpd, I don't want to start giving you the breakdown from the various IOCs and local marginal field owners. At the time of handing over to Yaradua, OBJ was at below 700,000 bpd, and that is the fact. As at today, we are doing 2.3million bpd, and Osun and Benue are owing workers salaries. Any form of sabotage will result to mass sack of workers by both the states and federal governments, not to talk of the federal government. Such a scenario will just bring down the government. The only way to avert this is to restructure the country. God bless Nigeria.
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by superstar1(m): 10:03am On Apr 04, 2015
Truckpusher:
How can I be defeated when your entire region lives off on my region? grin

All I needed to do is to kick up some serious dust and your freeloading world would collapse on your leprosy infested feet.


I'm only taking a chill pill until your hungry asss is up for sale.

Story for the Gods. Which region of yours are they living on. Why did you not support regionalism at the confab if you were so sure of yourself.

Let us be controlling all our custom duties, VAT, Taxes, Royalties on solid minerals and our cash crop. We shall know who is better of.
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by Eruditor: 10:51am On Apr 04, 2015
ogene007:

You can continue to dish out incorrect figures inorder to downplay the adverse effect militancy had on the economy, during OBJ's government, but the reality will remain. The only reason why GEJ was hand picked to run as running mate to Yaradua was to appease the militants. Yaradua, came and followed up with amnesty programme. APC has pressed the reset button, so let's see how the other party responds. It is only positive and genuine engagement with these aggrieved region, with the aim of permanently dealing with the issue of resource control, in a fiscal federalism, that can guarantee peace.
The military option was used exhaustively by OBJ, and it failed woefully, because he realized that the thearter of this insurgency was riddled with the oil and gas pipelines, which made it difficult to take out the militants, without taking down the country. Your line of argument is mere bravado because at the end of the day, those agitating for resource control through restructuring of Nigeria will prevail.
Let me end by correcting some of your distorted figures, before the militancy, Nigeria was at 2.1 million bpd, I don't want to start giving you the breakdown from the various IOCs and local marginal field owners. At the time of handing over to Yaradua, OBJ was at below 700,000 bpd, and that is the fact. As at today, we are doing 2.3million bpd, and Osun and Benue are owing workers salaries. Any form of sabotage will result to mass sack of workers by both the states and federal governments, not to talk of the federal government. Such a scenario will just bring down the government. The only way to avert this is to restructure the country. God bless Nigeria.

What baffles me is the confidence with which you divulge half-baked ideologies and reasons behind GEJs selection. It is on record that Odili was the touted name but Obasanjo, on receiving Nuhu Ribadu's EFCC analysis, decided to renege and seek another unassuming Niger Deltan. It had absolutely nothing to do with the militants and the sooner you come to terms with that, the better for you.

President Yar Adua signed the amnesty deal in 2009, yet the militancy festered till 2012 and someone is here telling us about chimerical crippling effects the so-called militants had on the economy. As though, Obasanjo was saving stones and not dollars in the FR.

FYI, Obasanjo's stop-gap military approach was not as a result of the pipelines for goodness' sake. It was because of the foreign nationals that were usually taken as hostages during reprisals. It just made sense for the military to tread cautiously. Did the Militants have any effect on the economy? Sure they did. But it is not as pronounced as you would have us believe, so get the full message.

Lastly, and most risible of all, save that 'I-don't-want-to-give-you-a-breakdown' bla bla. My sister works with the DPR. If I wanted figures, I'd get it from her. If you cannot see that with 700k bpd and oil at 40-50$ Obasanjo was able to do more than your man with your supposed 2.3M bpd and 50-115$ (from 2011-2014, 2014-2015) and yet devoid of militants, then keep Stevie wondering through life. Very soon, you'd concede that it is the willpower of the leader that gets things done and not the actions or inactions of misled miscreants A.K.A militants.
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by bid4rich(m): 12:43pm On Apr 04, 2015
cut007:
loooooooool! U no nothing about this boys do u?


May be you are right sha. Are you from Niger Delta?
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by ogene007: 2:12pm On Apr 04, 2015
ogene007:

You can continue to dish out incorrect figures inorder to downplay the adverse effect militancy had on the economy, during OBJ's government, but the reality will remain. The only reason why GEJ was hand picked to run as running mate to Yaradua was to appease the militants. Yaradua, came and followed up with amnesty programme. APC has pressed the reset button, so let's see how the other party responds. It is only positive and genuine engagement with these aggrieved region, with the aim of permanently dealing with the issue of resource control, in a fiscal federalism, that can guarantee peace.
The military option was used exhaustively by OBJ, and it failed woefully, because he realized that the thearter of this insurgency was riddled with the oil and gas pipelines, which made it difficult to take out the militants, without taking down the country. Your line of argument is mere bravado because at the end of the day, those agitating for resource control through restructuring of Nigeria will prevail.

Let me end by correcting some of your distorted figures, before the militancy, Nigeria was at 2.1 million bpd, I don't want to start giving you the breakdown from the various IOCs and local marginal field owners. At the time of handing over to Yaradua, OBJ was at below 700,000 bpd, and that is the fact. As at today, we are doing 2.3million bpd, and Osun and Benue are owing workers salaries. Any form of sabotage will result to mass sack of workers by both the states and federal governments, not to talk of the federal government. Such a scenario will just bring down the government. The only way to avert this is to restructure the country. God bless Nigeria.
The key points here was that the number 2 position was zoned to the niger delta as part of the moves to calm down the militancy, and GEJ got it. The kidnapping of the oil workers apart from increasing the cost of oil production, also forced a lot of the IOCs to declare force majeur. Despite whatever savings you claimed OBJ was making, the fact remains that over 1million bpd was knocked of our oil production, you can confirm that from your sister. You can also ask your sister to confirm to you what is presently happening to the Yoho field, operated by ExxonMobil. People like you who leave in self denial are always the worst hit in times of crisis. The earlier the incoming government starts putting together a strategy to implement the confab report, the better for everyone.
The military option is what the militants are itching for, because it would raise the stakes beyond just resource control. The incoming government would just be playing into their hands. Implementing the confab report is the way to go, else, ruthless sabotage and the eventual collapse of the system would be inevitable. Despite the bravado from people like you, we believe that Those wearing the shoes know better.
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by BraniacX(m): 3:12pm On Apr 04, 2015
Eruditor:


This is what we call verbose gibberish
.
Funny, I thought exactly the same thing about you cheesy.....tis a strange way the mind works sometimes

I replaced the word efface with obliterate in my response to help your puny mind. You and your generation of English teachers will lose fair and square against me, in any comprehension class so save yourself further embarrassment and stick to your turf.

Oooh! Now am confused shocked I've never come across that word before e e e e ef ef effac effake effazed efface. Ok you gat me, I surrender to you the almighty wordsmith............. Nah tongue
just messing wif ya tongue so i gat me a puny mind uhn? undecided well, if your delusion helps you sleep at night, who am i to convince you otherwise? So now am an english teacher? Am guessing from you that should be a complement right? Well, tanx I guess you know that thing about pride going before a .............? Well, I believe you're astute enough to remember what humpty dumpty looked like after the ..........

And dimwitted quasi-scholar, I meant LOSE-LOSE which is antonymical to WIN-WIN, you raging ignoramus. The word you put there is the opposite of 'tight'.

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother replying these self-disrespecting cretins.

And you're far too smart for your own good mr pseudo-chaucer or is it byron? Oh! I get it you might be angling for Shakespeare...... grin, yeah so I put a loose in there, now two things are involved, it may either be a typo or it may be a double entrendre, if it is a typo, then I can't blame you for working with any ammo at your disposal seeing how hard it is to scrounge one out with me but if it is a double entrendre, it figures that you might not actually be as good as you rate your self Mr.am so good at comprehension i can't help myself undecided so retrace your steps and think twice before committing further blunders because things aren't always what they seem

This might not be a revelation to you, but still, it is worth mentioning, the fact that you're comparatively well educated doesn't translate into other people being poorly educated so while you let that sink in i'll go further and say with what i've seen so far, i'll rather be a whatsit?..........ah! Yes, self disrespecting cretin than be you.

By the way, haven't we gotten ourselves derailed from the topic? shocked

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Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by ogene007: 3:40pm On Apr 04, 2015
Eruditor:


What baffles me is the confidence with which you divulge half-baked ideologies and reasons behind GEJs selection. It is on record that Odili was the touted name but Obasanjo, on receiving Nuhu Ribadu's EFCC analysis, decided to renege and seek another unassuming Niger Deltan. It had absolutely nothing to do with the militants and the sooner you come to terms with that, the better for you.

President Yar Adua signed the amnesty deal in 2009, yet the militancy festered till 2012 and someone is here telling us about chimerical crippling effects the so-called militants had on the economy. As though, Obasanjo was saving stones and not dollars in the FR.

FYI, Obasanjo's stop-gap military approach was not as a result of the pipelines for goodness' sake. It was because of the foreign nationals that were usually taken as hostages during reprisals. It just made sense for the military to tread cautiously. Did the Militants have any effect on the economy? Sure they did. But it is not as pronounced as you would have us believe, so get the full message.

Lastly, and most risible of all, save that 'I-don't-want-to-give-you-a-breakdown' bla bla. My sister works with the DPR. If I wanted figures, I'd get it from her. If you cannot see that with 700k bpd and oil at 40-50$ Obasanjo was able to do more than your man with your supposed 2.3M bpd and 50-115$ (from 2011-2014, 2014-2015) and yet devoid of militants, then keep Stevie wondering through life. Very soon, you'd concede that it is the willpower of the leader that gets things done and not the actions or inactions of misled miscreants A.K.A militants.
The key points here was that the number 2 position was zoned to the niger delta as part of the moves to calm down the militancy, and GEJ got it. The kidnapping of the oil workers apart from increasing the cost of oil production, also forced a lot of the IOCs to declare force majeur. Despite whatever savings you claimed OBJ was making, the fact remains that over 1million bpd was knocked of our oil production, you can confirm that from your sister. You can also ask your sister to confirm to you what is presently happening to the Yoho field, operated by ExxonMobil. People like you who leave in self denial are always the worst hit in times of crisis. The earlier the incoming government starts putting together a strategy to implement the confab report, the better for everyone.
The military option is what the militants are itching for, because it would raise the stakes beyond just resource control. The incoming government would just be playing into their hands. Implementing the confab report is the way to go, else, ruthless sabotage and the eventual collapse of the system would be inevitable. Despite the bravado from people like you, we believe that Those wearing the shoes know better.
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by iukpe: 6:18pm On Apr 04, 2015
RevDesmondJuju:


Ole long throat oyel thief

Is it your land? What concerns you if they pollute their land with their oil?

For over 50yrs did you care of their enviroment?

Now you are beating your bonga fish dry foul chest and opening that your gbegiri slurping amala popping dirty smelly agbo mouth threatning war.

Is it Buhari's lunatics led by shekau you want to draft to the ND or Baba Biodun of the OPC osogbo division to pillage ND so you can have oyel money?

ND promised you a renewal to hostilities and if you think it will just blowing pipelines then you are highly deluded. The innocent people and communities in the NE pillaged by your muslim filth cowards is what you are using as an example to threatning the ND? This is confirmation that you owambe concieved bastards from the Southwest never gave a fark. Of the innocent killed but rather celebrated the anarchy for your political gain.
We will take the fight to your region. We will blow up all assests that was built with our wealth.think again. Imagine all fuel depots in lagos blown up and all connecting bridges from lagos to jeba blown up. Or how about piping freshly milked ebola blood gotten from liberia into your water works?

We will halt any oil revenue to the FG by bringing production down to zero. We will then cripple your ports, fuel infrastructure, power lines and critical infrastructure.

Let me see how you boko commander will manage a war with zero revenue and crippled economy and infrastructure

Bastard tajudeen


Nigerians especially youths who never saw the civil war need to look for possible ways to make peace not war. Talks of large scale terrorism and destruction in our time are taken seriously though not in our country where terrorist activities are just another story.
It is in the hands of youths to take their destiny into their hands wisely, and remember that our environment is what we must build on not destroy for our future sake.
It is more than time for Nigerians to think again of what we really want. Youths should be able to wisely say NO! to politicians who don't rightfully represent our desires by words and by action, without turning to short term gains.
If our elders have messed up the country for us and the only thing we can do is to destroy all that is left, it will be all failure and shame to our generation who will have nothing or very little to leave for our children.
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by Eruditor: 6:54pm On Apr 04, 2015
BraniacX:
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Funny, I thought exactly the same thing about you cheesy.....tis a strange way the mind works sometimes
Oooh! Now am confused shocked I've never come across that word before e e e e ef ef effac effake effazed efface. Ok you gat me, I surrender to you the almighty wordsmith............. Nah tongue
just messing wif ya tongue so i gat me a puny mind uhn? undecided well, if your delusion helps you sleep at night, who am i to convince you otherwise? So now am an english teacher? Am guessing from you that should be a complement right? Well, tanx I guess you know that thing about pride going before a .............? Well, I believe you're astute enough to remember what humpty dumpty looked like after the ..........
And you're far too smart for your own good mr pseudo-chaucer or is it byron? Oh! I get it you might be angling for Shakespeare...... grin, yeah so I put a loose in there, now two things are involved, it may either be a typo or it may be a double entrendre, if it is a typo, then I can't blame you for working with any ammo at your disposal seeing how hard it is to scrounge one out with me but if it is a double entrendre, it figures that you might not actually be as good as you rate your self Mr.am so good at comprehension i can't help myself undecided so retrace your steps and think twice before committing further blunders because things aren't always what they seem
This might not be a revelation to you, but still, it is worth mentioning, the fact that you're comparatively well educated doesn't translate into other people being poorly educated so while you let that sink in i'll go further and say with what i've seen so far, i'll rather be a whatsit?..........ah! Yes, self disrespecting cretin than be you.
By the way, haven't we gotten ourselves derailed from the topic? shocked

This show of faux-esoterism worked for those you communicated with in the past abi? It failed today. Don't try to circumvent your way through the LOOSE-LOOSE gaffe. I initially told you to stick to your turf. See why yielding to good counsel is good? Now here is another one that will help: kill yourself before rank idiocy takes the glory.
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by Eruditor: 7:00pm On Apr 04, 2015
ogene007:

The key points here was that the number 2 position was zoned to the niger delta as part of the moves to calm down the militancy, and GEJ got it. The kidnapping of the oil workers apart from increasing the cost of oil production, also forced a lot of the IOCs to declare force majeur. Despite whatever savings you claimed OBJ was making, the fact remains that over 1million bpd was knocked of our oil production, you can confirm that from your sister. You can also ask your sister to confirm to you what is presently happening to the Yoho field, operated by ExxonMobil. People like you who leave in self denial are always the worst hit in times of crisis. The earlier the incoming government starts putting together a strategy to implement the confab report, the better for everyone.
The military option is what the militants are itching for, because it would raise the stakes beyond just resource control. The incoming government would just be playing into their hands. Implementing the confab report is the way to go, else, ruthless sabotage and the eventual collapse of the system would be inevitable. Despite the bravado from people like you, we believe that Those wearing the shoes know better.

You want APC, to implement PDPs CONFAB report? You claim militants are itching for the military option? Hahahahaha. Because during such confrontations only the military suffer casualties and the militants always get the upperhand? Hahahaha.

Hope you are not Gbomo Jomo. You sound like someone whose source of livelihood stems from over-bloating the impact of militancy in Nigeria and her economy. At least, you are a better head than that oaf above who doesn't know the difference between LOSE and LOOSE.
Re: Militant Group Claims Responsibility For Delta Pipeline Explosion- PUNCH by BraniacX(m): 10:08pm On Apr 04, 2015
Eruditor:


This show of faux-esoterism worked for those you communicated with in the past abi? It failed today. Don't try to circumvent your way through the LOOSE-LOOSE gaffe. I initially told you to stick to your turf. See why yielding to good counsel is good? Now here is another one that will help: kill yourself before rank idiocy takes the glory.

Dude while it is my style to result to invectives whenever I smell blood in a reasonably worthy prey, the fact that you took that route before me forces me to, well, play the matured dude part and your wordplay might impress you but frankly, I've seen much much better, matter of fact, I was raised by a whole different level better than you'll ever be in your most unrealistic of imaginations but that is not the topic here is it? You started by carelessly using the word obliterate and when called on it, in an attempt to make it passable, you claimed you substituted it for the word effaced which a mere mortal like me wouldn't comprehend, I not so typically let that slide as my eye was on the topic and like a true gladiator, I was looking forward to combat with you in that arena. Now your tack may sound in your head like you being smart but I see through your bluff homo sapien, so quit stonewalling with your fabian tactics which though I play along with, doesn't make me loose sight of the real quarry here but I'll recommend to you that you step of your high horse before you ride of a cliff though I don't expect you to listen.

And erm.....before we get back on track, do you even know what a double entrendre is? I'll like to assume you do because your response says to me that you realise that another meaning could be subtly woven into the first but since you were in a hurry to prove how not so smart you were, you missed it and now, you'll never admit it because it shows you your obvious flaws one of which is the unscientific reliance on assumptions.
You might be good at bluffing yourself out of sticky situations but am guessing you've never been pit against a wolverine have you? Well keep this up and you'll find out what that means when the wear down becomes too obvious for you to pretend it is otherwise.























Waiting for another effing stvpid response from you

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