kindly close those expired dentals

u dey vex?

clemcykul:

kindly close those expired dentals

see face like shrine

romade:

u dey vex?

To all lovers of this chelsea joke thread-----JUST get your fun and ignore all chelski scums its all fun here----- chelsea has spent so much cash and they aint going to get a single cup two seasons in a row---roman wants to sell them bits by bits like cray fish----END OF THE BLUES---what a waste!!

we gunners feel so sad 4 dem but who cares

. Have you heard the news that Chelsea FC are getting a new sponsor? It is going to be Viagra, It's the only way they can get past a semi.

10. Why can't you get a cup of tea at the Bridge? All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford.



How do u confuse a chelsea fan?
take him to london n then ask him 4 directions

7. A man and his son were at the breakfast table when the father spots something in the paper.
"Van Gough sold for £8 million", he says shaking his head.
"Is he worth it dad?"
Impressed that his boy is taking an interest in fine art, the father says, "I suppose so son. Why do you ask?"
"Well it's just that Mourinho paid more than that for Andrei Shevchenko - and he WAS shit".

omo u get excess time oo!

spenchuks:

omo u get excess time oo!

YES !! ENUFF TIME-------I RUN MY OWN FIRM AND ONLY WORK 3 HOURS A DAY AND YET I PAY 6 WORKERS-----NO YAWA

switch47:

YES !! ENUFF TIME-------I RUN MY OWN FIRM AND ONLY WORK 3 HOURS A DAY AND YET I PAY 6 WORKERS-----NO YAWA

Have you heard the news that Chelsea FC are getting a new sponsor? It is going to be Viagra, It's the only way they can get past a semi.

10. Why can't you get a cup of tea at the Bridge? All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford.



How do u confuse a chelsea fan?
take him to london n then ask him 4 directions

7. A man and his son were at the breakfast table when the father spots something in the paper.
"Van Gough sold for £8 million", he says shaking his head.
"Is he worth it dad?"
Impressed that his boy is taking an interest in fine art, the father says, "I suppose so son. Why do you ask?"
"Well it's just that Mourinho paid more than that for Andrei Shevchenko - and he WAS shit".

switch47:

YES !! ENUFF TIME-------I RUN MY OWN FIRM AND ONLY WORK 3 HOURS A DAY AND YET I PAY 6 WORKERS-----NO YAWA

so u go to dat ur block moulding site with laptop?

Sir spenky who told you that?

i know the guy well well na

This is just a chelsea hater who edited all the jokes and inserted chelsea.
Funny tho,

Somebody not get work for nairaland just dey here dey kill himself for club wey dey progress. BLUES 4 LIFE

Umu chelsea ke nu

@switch47

have been following all your post since the day u registered on nairaland, i guess Chelsea made you worthless,fatherless,motherless and sister less, why cant you just get a life and dive in the lagoon.

Q. Two Chelsea fans Paul and Danny jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?.
A. Who gives a Fucck!


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Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don't know, there are some things a pig just won't do.

all the nonsenses u are saying removes no hair from me.

nobody will make me change my mind about chelsea.

bu hah ha ha hahahaaa

see frustrations!!!lmao

Back to the jokes jare------------------------------

Heard about the John Terry tyre? Excellent durability but not so good in the wet.

. John Terry always listens to the same song before a game - Born Slippy.

Did you hear about the new 'Chelsea Bra'? Lots of support but no cups.

Frank Lampard and Joe Cole were allegedly spotted out in Red Square last night, having clearly had one or two drinks. They were reportedly singing: "We're forever blowing Doubles."

John Terry is going to start making is own brand of vodka - and like him it's bottled in Russia.

@switch47
Why don't you take it to sport section, the joke self no even funny at all. make u stop dey yab urself here

united we stand

yeah! united we stand.

united u fall!

uw zo volledig van shit

the more u guys write on this post the more i re read it and its still funny

Every time Big Roger attends a Chelsea game he books 2 seats.
One to sit in, the other to throw when the fightin starts.

*boring*