Now this just for fun. We all knw how all these worldy nigerian companies give demanding critera just for a job role like candidate must be this, must be that. Now supossing Heaven decided to recruit angels, I wonder how d criteria will look like.
1 apllicants must posses five years experience in flying in d air. All d benin witches go carry first for dis one

2. Applicants must know how to toast like angel gabriel. Igbo boys we no go carry last.

3. Applicants must be able to knw how to appear and disappear. Trust our native doctors.

4. Applicants must be white.. Choooi. All our nigerian girls go get first. Dem go bleach pass michael jackson

5: applicants must hav d knowledge of tongue speaking. All mountain of fire pastors go enta d list befor any oda person. Lol

Add yours.

you are being manipulated by the devil.

dechidon:
you are being manipulated by the devil.

all dese over religious people.

Scrypt:
Please move this to the jokes section

exactly!