The Nigerian Army has finally found the missing school certificate result of the President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari.

The missing certificate has raised contention as to the eligibility of Buhari to contest the March 28 presidential election.
Reacting to the discovery, the All Progressives Congress (APC), accused the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) of being the brain behind the removal of Buhari’s certificate from his file.

The party noted that the removal of Buhari’s certificate was part of the strategies the PDP deployed in their campaign of calumny during the electioneering process.

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Finito

Just Today, I
was sitting in
the church, and it was time for offering
so the
offering basket was passed around.
Despite the Pastor's charge for good
offering and reward that follows a cheerful giver, I still
hurriedly and secretly pulled out N50
from my
pocket and dropped it. Just then, the
person
behind me tapped me on the shoulder
and handed
me a N1,000 note. I smiled, and put the
N1,000
majestically in the basket and passed it
on, then I
turned and thank the man seriously for
being so
generous.
He replied "don't mention my dear,
after all it fell
off ur pocket"
I quickly check my pocket, behold my 1k is missing. Right now i dnt know what to do to that Man that sat behind me or should i go and explain to the pastor?

Happy Easter/Sunday to you all.

Gud

They were looking for waec certificate, we were looking for inec certificate... I guess we both were successful