tonywirelex:
some times to dey select no good ooo,just go 4 d one wey gree and 4get about beauty...
Like my friend use to say "i no go kiss or look her face during intercourse"

tosyne2much:
I smell world war III

you made a mistake, NLwarIII

Orijin101:

some guyz dey vex me ehn. . . dem go see free toto, dem go still dey ask for hair! datz why they will never see a good wife!

trendy01:
Hehehehehhehehehehe 3 nd 5 got me laughing. Anyways we are all beautiful nd special in our diversifies

scanner1000:
1. U tag more than 100 people ur picture and still get 2 likes, maybe family members.
2.Guys feel free talking to you as they see you as just another dude. Some even seek your advice on how to woo another girl.
3.When a group of girls wanna take a picture, they hand over the camera to her.
4.No guy has ever paid your transport fare in a public bus.
5.Whenever there is drama rehearsals in your church, they always select you to play the role of a witch, bad mother-in-law, or demon.

tonywirelex:
dey there dey decieve urself

trendy01:
beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

scanner1000:
1. U tag more than 100 people ur picture and still get 2 likes, maybe family members.
2.Guys feel free talking to you as they see you as just another dude. Some even seek your advice on how to woo another girl.
3.When a group of girls wanna take a picture, they hand over the camera to her.
4.No guy has ever paid your transport fare in a public bus.
5.Whenever there is drama rehearsals in your church, they always select you to play the role of a witch, bad mother-in-law, or demon.

ipleddge:
spot on,no be lie

tosyne2much:
Lemme add to the list

6. Ugliness is when you registered in 2013 and you have your picture uploaded but you have never received a pm for 2yrs

7. You are ugly if your moniker goes thus, EpitomeOfBeauty, Pretty.diva, angelina235, beauty121


8. You are ugly if you refuse to upload your picture under the cover of privacy

trendy01:
beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

brito:





Na lie, can't stop laughing .

Lala247:
Lol number 4 and 5 tho

ipleddge:
Na true seriously