When a lady has lost interest in a relationship, she gives red signals and ridiculous excuses that can make guy's head bald.

Going straight to the point these signs and excuses are;

1. Monosyllabic replies

Chatting with them on social platforms like whatsapp, BBM, etc becomes boring and annoying to the extent that the guy may assume he has lost his sense of humour.

For example;
Guy: Hello sweetheart
Lady: I
Guy: Honey I can't stop loving u
Lady: k

2. Giving unending busy excuses

This is period when she gives lame itineraries and unending busy excuses claiming she is not around, she is busy with her relatives, she is attending seminars, etc. In short, your life is no longer in her calendar planning as hanging out stops.

3. Claiming Network failure

Because our telecommunication operators are performing below customer's expectation, Ladies use this as bait to ignore guys calls claiming they did not see their missed calls or sms.

4. Call diverting and barring

Similar to point 3 but the difference is they deliberately divert his calls or barred his number among barred incoming call numbers. A friend of mine who once worked at a telecom call centre told me about ladies requesting their help in barring lines from calling them.. hehehe!

5. Incessantly quiet

Visiting such ladies is a nightmare mission. You will do the talking till your brain wear off. You can't differentiate their quietness from a mortuary. Perhaps the only time they talk when they get offset is telling the guy to get out.

Men do make use of these excuses too.

njideoby:
Men do make use of these excuses too.

4 where Perhaps point 2 alone.

wristwatch:


4 where Perhaps point 2 alone.

Only two? No way. I mean all of the above.

njideoby:


Only two? No way. I mean all of the above.

No man will ever reply posts with k. Except spacebookers

njideoby:


Only two? No way. I mean all of the above.

Okay ooo. But I know most guys do number 2 alone

KingTom:
No man will ever reply posts with k. Except spacebookers

Hahahaha. Abeg tell d babe oo.

wristwatch:


Hahahaha. Abeg tell d babe oo.

She no know the kind suffer wey these girls dey put us through!

I detest the use of kk. Once a lady starts to use it, it means she wants me to stop chatting with her.

KingTom:
She no know the kind suffer wey these girls dey put us through!

I dey tell u. D emotional trauma as regards that point 1 is damn frustrating.

Welrez:
I detest the use of kk. Once a lady starts to use it, it means she wants to stop chatting with her.

Me too. It's a big pain in d ass.

Well, I'm still waiting for that chic that'll dump me

wristwatch:


I dey tell u. D emotional trauma as regards that point 1 is damn frustrating.

Very very, some fragile minds may swear off women and become gays

Wristwatch just got heart-broken,he is here gving early warnings to those whose girl want to dumb them so that they woun't go through what wristwatch went through.

KingTom:
Very very, some fragile minds may swear off women and become gays

Lol. Nah Wetin dey cause am pass be that. Negative romantic switching due to tortured feelings.

Andrew114:
Wristwatch just got heart-broken,he is here gving early warnings to those whose girl want to dumb them so that they woun't go through what wristwatch went through.

Lol. Ode

wristwatch:


Lol. Nah Wetin dey cause am pass be that. Negative romantic switching due to tortured feelings.

Exactly!

Olutola88:
Well, I'm still waiting for that chic that'll dump me

Oh so nah u dey dump them?

wristwatch:


Lol. Ode

lols see you life

Andrew114:
lols see you life

Nah Wetin I observed nai I talk. U come say Wetin happen 2 me nai I dey share. Guy u try 4 ur analysis

Olutola88:
Well, I'm still waiting for that chic that'll dump me

KingTom:
Exactly!

But bros d gay tin dey annoying. Joystick 2 joystick. Smh

wristwatch:


But bros d gay tin dey annoying. Joystick 2 joystick. Smh

Na K, Kk and their brother kkk dey cause am na

Hmm, I'll dump her before she does...

wristwatch:


Nah Wetin I observed nai I talk. U come say Wetin happen 2 me nai I dey share. Guy u try 4 ur analysis

how u take observe am if u neva experience am

tosyne2much:
Wonderful write-up bro

I notice these signs too

Thanks bro.

wristwatch:


Oh so nah u dey dump them?

Is that the only possibility?

SarcasticMe:
Hmm, I'll dump her before she does...

She will Do what

Andrew114:
how u take observe am if u neva experience am

Olutola88:
Is that the only possibility?

I guess Yes except u tell me there are others.