Verbalist:


LOOL

Whatever peels your grapes. Have lots of lawyer friends to know what's up.

Many of em are now into estate management.


The profession is now overrated seriously

Verbalist:


LOOL

Whatever peels your grapes. Have lots of lawyer friends to know what's up.

Many of em are now into estate management.


The profession is now overrated seriously

Godsbaby1:
ooops it reminds me some time ago i accompaned a friend to court, he was arrested for suretying a business partner, who borrowed for his business, so we have to get a lawyer, u need to see how the woman judge was correcting those men like nursery school pupils, i was like are these liers sorry lawyers.

naughtynaughty:
lmaoooo, sharp bobo. Nah d way nah

oseod:



Which fear do you think you trigger.......


Has a doctor ever looked at your test result and given you a really worried look while telling you "this your case is very serious"

Or have you waited to collect a hiv test result and the lab technicians while trying to sort out your result keep looking up over the table to you time and again.....

My brother go to the hospital especially teaching hospitals and realise you do not trigger any fear....

iamkingzlee:
Yes!!!! if you love firm and suits trust me, you"ll love "scandal". I envy lawyers mehn.. to even worsen the case, Naija boiy is soon to be one. abasi mbok!! cry me a river...

Baba Wetin we go do na!

Law is the thing.

Dharniel:
true brother. to make it interesting, after I watched The Firm and Suits (both season films), all I aspire to be is an attorney...

Dharniel:
true brother. to make it interesting, after I watched The Firm and Suits (both season films), all I aspire to be is an attorney...

herbie27:
in as much as lawyers are good at keeping secrets, mostly when they have to defend a client, that doesn't mean ppl thrust them.

naughtynaughty:
TBH, aside d fine uniform dt alws mke me smart nd stand out among people, and ehm..d respect of pple call me barrister here nd der, ave criosly lost interest in dis course calld law. Sumtymz I wonda y I didn't go for theatre art nd dance my way out of skul especially during exams wen I hav to cram cases, sections etc ..chaii law deal wit me oo no b small. I don't c myslf practising ooo..lailai. Wu get tym? Boring lyf? Lailai. Lemme finish first, go for some training nd run in2 showbiz/entrtmnt. OAP toh bad. Tnkgod I hav d kim k kinda shape wu boring life help?

omohjesu:
I donno y I just hate lawyers...na dose stupid block headed law students dey vex pesin pass....oversabi dem go jst jst form boss....80% of d law students in my school dislike me cos I yabb dem weytin happen dier own too much....dem go jst dey wear black nd white pipu doin yoruba edu sef sabi pass dem....law students wey no fit construct good English taaa

Amodsun:


2. I Love The Feeling Of Fear We Trigger

Amodsun:
Being a lawyer can be crazy and weird at times, but hey, there are still many things about being a lawyer that I love so much. For some of us, it may not be too much money or a luxurious life characterised by sleek cars and great mansions; but it just could be other little crumbs that falls off the table of the profession.

I know you all would be expecting me to go talking about how heroic our works can be; rescuing the oppressed, protecting the week, fighting for people’s right and all of that, but I won’t. Of course those are noble deeds we do as lawyers, of which we take pride in. But can we be a little selfish here? Already they call us liars, how about them calling us selfish too? Like we care! Here are my little selfish reasons why I love being a lawyer-

1. I Love The Attention It Attracts

Oh please, who doesn't love attention? We all do, though the degree at which we crave for it may differ; so don’t give me that look. I love the feeling I usually get when I walk into a bank and one of the staff calls out in greeting to the hearing of everybody thus- “you are welcome barrister”. You can imagine the stares that such greeting generates, and to think that I am the focus of such is so cool. By the way, this is not peculiar to banking halls, it just happens everywhere. You all know most folks don’t know us by our names, and even the few that do, would rather call you a barrister than your name. This plays out in so many ways and I enjoy every bit of it. You can call me a kid, it’s okay, am just being honest here.

2. I Love The Feeling Of Fear We Trigger

Are you in doubt of this? Ask some policemen. I laugh when some of my colleagues narrate their experiences with policemen, especially at the police station. A policeman on sighting a lawyer at the police station, probably on the invitation of a client, who is being detained, immediately turns into a tiger. It’s funny. Why would they turn into tigers all of a sudden? The guys are intimidated. Why are they intimidated? They are the bad guys, and here comes the good guys who won’t let them have their devilish ways. Naija police I hail o! You know what I do when I confront such scenarios? I pity them and try to assure them that I am their friend, while laughing in my mind because I know I am not their friend in anyway. They are bad. Yes I said it. Same goes for other folks who won’t just want to do the right thing. Talk of landlords who wouldn't want to follow due process in ejecting tenants out of their houses, creditors who also won’t follow the right means in recovering their debt, and many others. We are the good guys, and the bad guys hate us.

3. I Love The Controversial Aura

You will be shocked to hear all kinds of opinion people have about lawyers. Seriously, they don’t just think of us as liars; they think a whole lot of shit about us. I heard some even think we all are occult members; can you beat that? I intend to conduct a public opinion on this one of these days, and I can’t wait to really hear stuffs people think and say about us. But come to think of it, who even gives a heck about what they all say and think? I just love that controversial air. Don’t you?

4. I Love The Fact That We Can Be Trusted

It takes a lot of faith and trust for people to share intimate things with you. We are talking about secrets and confidential information here. People literally lay their lives bare before their lawyers. Folks trust us with their lives. It’s humbling. I know it also comes with a great responsibility of not betraying that trust.

I love being a lawyer, don’t you? Let’s hear your own reasons why you love being a lawyer. I actually mean your selfish, crazy reasons!
Legooooii