Gejpresident:
oh Gej thou art my president forever


I stand for no one



only for Gej

you be fool

Dollar101:
you be fool

ur fada

i nor go stand for any 1 oooo..they can all sit on d floor...wats so special about a chair

A NO STAND UP ANY BODY IF U LIKE WEAR MASCURADE CLOTH O.Y.O [color=#006600][/color]

XBLadez:

I'm a Christian too. Just understand the puzzle is all I ask. This is how people fail exams

the question says with explanation. I would have gotten extra marks for that.

komek:


My gf has spoken. I stand close to u. But that boy no dey disabled na stubborness put am for thAt state. He go carry keke wey him no sabi drive and that was how he broke his legs. For that he will stand till we get to our destination.

lol, so funny. Bt y r dey all looking up to d guy, is he d only one sitting?

Bamz:


Aww brilliant comment

tnx bro

hmm! reading through the comments its not fair o... evryone given preference to either the old woman, the injured chap or the nursing mother,

and completely ignoring the wretched (zombie) man.

Deris God shah.

Helkayklassic:


So you didn't remember the skeleton at all, There is God o.

sorry, my bad. He shd hold d pole

EagleScribes:
I will stand up For myself naw. I can't please everyone and they all equally need it so make I no partial.

See how all of them dey line up in front of me.

Na only me dey bus? I resemble INEC electoral officer?

@ the bolded nah true self, why only you? abi nah setup?

ZACHIE:
The Elderly usually have the seat in Yoruba culture.
The suckling mother takes the seat in European culture.
The sick has the right of way in America.
The sick and poor have seat in the Vatican

In the jungle, where i come from, I own the fkingcu seat.

Guy, na man u b....

smilyice:
. U nailed it,that's the order

tnx

inevitableme:
Only God knows who I may standup for. But I think it should go for the disable, den the old woman, sick man and mother with a child. Though one's thought could change wen u found ur self in this situation.

Bro exactly how i would have considered them.

olaxco2f:
NA U GIVE THE PRIORITY?

dtz hw it supposed to be

Make dm lap der self na

Ah go gboju ni..... Shebi na me fes siddon? Dem wan con confuse pesin

ZACHIE:
The Elderly usually have the seat in Yoruba culture.
The suckling mother takes the seat in European culture.
The sick has the right of way in America.
The sick and poor have seat in the Vatican

In the jungle, where i come from, I own the fkingcu seat.

lmao, so hilarious

BT Y me..sheay na me only dem see

Victorcwu:
I will stand for the girl wit baby. then de disabled guy and the old woman last. will never stand for that last guy.

Bro dont be offended, @ d bolded but why?

Na to stand for d disable oooo.....

missclasssy:
Once I see the zombie, I will disappear from the bus.....

u dull

For me it is the disabled man cause how is he going to balance himself when the vehicle is in motion. May likely fall on me and might even injure me with his crutches. So if I make him comfortable both of us should not have issues.

The wretched looking man before he collapse out of hunger.

smilyice:
. U nailed it,that's the order

Whc order be that. Whc authority give that order. They shud all wait for another bus. Or look for another seat.

I will just stand, step aside and let those who desire the seat to sort out their worthiness..

Asuokaa:
many nigerian youths r guilty of this...they will be like we both payed the same tfair

U are very right many oooooo

i will tell them to have an agreement among themselves, decinding who to sit, because living the seat for one person will make the others fiil bad

Ha! Who do I need to stand for when all are in a considering condition!
Me na first come first serve I follow o!
God know's am not partial.



But come o! @ OP, where did you get this stressful minded consideration from?


Hmmm! Na waoo for them o.

I will just greet them, log onto NL n start reading stories n commenting #Still seating down though#

Eberex:


He's not a zombie, just a wretched looking man

^^^
Na people like this zombie dey chop first for horror film..

Ograke:

Is he wretched-looking or chronically ill?

He strikes me as someone with a very deadly disease.

He could slump and die anytime so he's got my seat!

Others can't die if they're standing.

Zombie.

dorin27:
Only the Wretched looking man will make me give up my sit....I hate ugly things

Na wa o, zombie go really chop plenty people if e happen for naija now o.

You see a guy will pale dead skin, torn clothes, white eyes, his jaw hanging down and shuffling slowly towards you and the first thing dat pops into your head is "wretched looking man?"





Anyway. As soon as I see the ZOMBIE at the back, I'm out the window. They can then fight over my seat. It won't matter anyway cos once there's even one ZOMBIE on the scene it means soon everybody on that bus will turn into zombies.