Dear Nairalanders;

I can't seem to be able to determine the most appropriate section for the subject, but here it is anyways... Enjoy!

Behold the selfie; that bold and wonderful homage to narcissism. What did we all do before we had iPhones and could take photos of ourselves anywhere at any time no matter the circumstances or if good taste was involved? How did we manage to not snap a quick shot in front of a burning building, at someone’s funeral, or in a public bathroom as the guy next to us was taking a whiz? We shutter (rim shot) to think what modern life would be like if we couldn’t document the amazing, the frightening, the absurd.

And speaking of absurd, here are 19 of the worst selfies of all time.

No. 17.

We’re hoping this is not a joke, that this person actually exists, and that they were 100% “for real” when they took this selfie. The pink smart phone gives us hope that indeed SuperFem is real and out there, somewhere, perhaps snapping a selfie wearing a flowered pillowcase and holding a giant pink stapler right this very minute. We may never know the true identity, or gender, of SuperFem, but we can all rest a bit easier knowing he or she is delusional.

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No. 16.

There are only three scenarios we can guess are going on in this photo: 1) below him, just out of frame, is a rabid, snarling miniature dachshund 2) he’s auditioning for the role of koala bear in the school play or 3) he’s just weird. Seriously, just what the hell is going on with the youth of today?

Hmm

No. 15.

Points we’ll give him: bothering with the guitar, pleasant relaxed smile, the believable use of tongs. Points we’ll take away: the hat and sunglasses, bringing chicken into a bathroom, beer on the grill, the entire photo. Leaving him with a negative 2. Next time chicken grilling bathroom guy, next time.

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No. 14.

We agree that this young woman’s skirt and shirt ensemble is pretty enough to be snapped. But did she really need to take the photo right when that poor kids was getting an ass whupping for whatever it was he did? Looks like he is mid-float from the massive can of “didn’t I tell you to stop” that launched aerodynamically into the wall.

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No. 13.

Ok, are you thinking what we’re thinking? Take a close look at the short hair, position of the mouth, ample booty and thighs… Is it possible that maybe, just maybe, we’re looking at SuperFem out of costume? Have you ever seen SuperFem and this woman in the same place at the same time? We rest our case.

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No. 12.

In a perfect world, BBQ Bathroom Guy and Cookie Bathroom Girl would meet, fall madly in love and live happily ever after taking ridiculous food-themed selfies in bathrooms all over the world. But we don’t live in a perfect world, and chances are neither will ever find someone who’s okay with bringing FOOD into a BATHROOM.

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No. 11.

Most of us, when we get pulled over by a law enforcement officer, try not to cry as we rummage through the glove compartment desperately searching for our registration and proof of insurance. Not this kid – for him this is the perfect selfie opportunity. Can you say ballsy?

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CHeiiiii people can be mad fa. See bathroom barbeque. And cooky sessions.

Mad people everywhere

My ribs....

Lmaooo! Seriously whats she thinking?

duwdu:
Dear Nairalanders;

I can't seem to be able to determine the most appropriate section for the subject, but here it is anyways... Enjoy!



No. 17.







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Ahaa, where d remaining na?!

not funny

Camera should be banned

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Ahaa, where d remaining na?!

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No. 10.

Okay, wow. What we’d first like to point out is that this is an old school selfie taken with an actual *gasp* camera. Second, I guess in order to really convince all the ladies he was a chocolate dream, this brotha found it necessary to actually pour chocolate all over himself. And third, what in the hell is his mother going to think happened when she washes his drawers?

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No. 9.

When we first saw this selfie we thought that a moronic neighbor decided to take the opportunity and pose in front of a perfectly good house fire. Then, upon looking at the reflection in the sunglasses and the coat this guy has on, we realized nope, he’s a moronic firefighter who took the opportunity to snap a selfie in front of a perfectly good house fire… that is still burning.

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No. 8.

We’ve all been here, right? You’re just sitting there minding your own business trying to do your business when a friend or perfect stranger decides to capture the moment. Um, also, are those bruises on that young girl’s thigh Please tell us that’s a funky tattoo and not bruises.

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No. 7.

And speaking of sitting there working out your business… We suspect this man is on vacation and so pleased by the fact he can see his own reflection while on the can that he just had to snap one off, if you know what we mean. Please notice the focus and concentration on his face. Please try not to notice the possible wet spot on his shorts.

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No. 6.

We actually find this selfie pretty darn adorable. I mean it was a good idea and a nice attempt at pulling off the classic, “Look I’m pinching the sun” bit. It’s not this guy’s fault that both of his eyes are extremely crossed and he misjudged the camera’s positioning. Give him some credit.

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Top 5 coming up...

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No. 6.





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lolz, the sun doesnt want to be pinched

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No. 5.

Actually this selfie is not funny at all. Is it highly inappropriate to snap a selfie when your loved one is clearly in distress in what appears to be an emergency room situation? You bet. But maybe this is how the young girl was coping with the situation? Who knows? All we know is it is clearly one of the worst selfies of all time, and we hope everything turned out okay.

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No. 4.

Some mother’s read to their toddlers, some make funny faces, and some show them what a bodacious booty is supposed to look like. Either this kid is looking for the Cheerios he lost earlier or he’s sticking a little dollar bill into his, presumably, mother’s G-string. They grow up so fast.

Hmm.

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and some people will say many are mad but few are roaming.......

correction...,

its 'MANY ARE MAD WHILE MOST ARE EVOLVING'

, I like this selfie, I think I'll try to do it if I'm ever stopped by the police whilst driving

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No. 11.





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funny die....