A FIESTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

im sure the racoon had more fun than he did.

Might as well get a sex change.
I mean, what's the use of a man with no cock?

r the no of women depleting in Moscow or is he just a psycho?
Feel sorry 4 his wife or gf if he had any. No more full satisfaction guaranteed unless,
'sure he'll b scared shit getting a BJ?

KarmaMod:

im sure the racoon had more fun than he did.

Good for him
see his love interest

He couldnt have been that drunk!

That racooon's teeth is better than most people sef

Rofl

KarmaMod:

That racooon's teeth is better than most people sef

Rofl

after the surgeons are done with man,he needs to see a vet for his shots

scottN:

r the no of women depleting in Moscow or is he just a psycho?
Feel sorry 4 his wife or gf if he had any. No more full satisfaction guaranteed unless,
'sure he'll b scared shit getting a BJ?

I wonder

I've had sex with a raccoon before while volunteering in an animal sanctuary in High school. That was the best sex I ever had.

God forbid

OgidiBoy:

I've had sex with a raccoon before while volunteering in an animal sanctuary in High school. That was the best sex I ever had.

**osisi:

God forbid

You need to explore my dear osisi that missionary thing you and Mr osisi do every time gets old after a while.

damn karmamod why are biting off people's manhood?

Another lunatic taught a lesson. Good for him .

Osisi couples disagree sometimes, thats just wat happened between these 2, although this was fatal.

Look Osisi if ur not careful the way u talk about the unfortunate man, that Racoon will bite of ur nipple 4 talking down its human lover. 

life just got better for him. pervert indeed

Jungle justice!

OgidiBoy:


You need to explore my dear osisi that missionary thing you and Mr osisi do every time gets old after a while.

Beastiality is degrading!

Ikomi:

Osisi couples disagree sometimes, thats just wat happened between these 2, although this was fatal.

Look Osisi if ur not careful the way u talk about the unfortunate man, that Racoon will bite of ur nipple 4 talking down its human lover.

Ikomi,na me you dey talk to like this?
do you know who I am ?
do you think I'm your mate?
you better apologise quickly
how dare you?
wait for me
I'll show you

a Mouth Gig gone bad. Poor dude.

very oily

I think say ode22 don confuse me with her mama. awon akata sha. always seeking attention

lmao today today Ikomi will have nightmares

Make you show am pepper osisi 

sick!

Serves him right.He got what he asked for.After the white will say the blacks brings all kind of sicknesses.Now just look at this,a man trying to have sex with a wild animal.Maybe later on,this man will start suffering from a sickness unknown to human,they may decide to name the sickness 'Racoonisis' and later,they will say it originated from Africa.I bet you that the racoon had much fun than the man did.

Horrible. . . .

That's insane,thank heavens the animal did justice to his penis.

check it out

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