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9 Reasons Why Every Nigerian Secretly Hates Nepa by BoiledPlantain: 1:47pm On Apr 11, 2015
1.They Never give you light when you need it.

2.If they decide to give light it might be over high-current or low current.(Apologies if you don't own a stabiliser)


3.They never tell you when they'll take the light (like advanced countries do)

4.They never ever apologise for thier inconsistency.

5.No matter how early you pay your bills,they never give you discounts.

6.The most painful is; when they repent and decide to give you constant light for like 3 days or 1 week.
You'll be too scared to enjoy the light, because you now if they take it,you will not see electricity for the rest of the month.

7.They always take it,when it is raining.

8.People can pay nepa to take light, especially those who own a football viewing center and they'll gladly oblige.

9.No matter how many times you tell a person "Go and hug transformer". They never die.You'll always see them hale and hearty.

(C) BoiledPlantain
Re: 9 Reasons Why Every Nigerian Secretly Hates Nepa by Nobody: 1:49pm On Apr 11, 2015
Lol
Na PHCN we dey use now o
But nice write up tho
Re: 9 Reasons Why Every Nigerian Secretly Hates Nepa by kristen12(f): 1:57pm On Apr 11, 2015
I hate them secretly and openly...
Re: 9 Reasons Why Every Nigerian Secretly Hates Nepa by Nobody: 2:17pm On Apr 11, 2015
U say secretly
Re: 9 Reasons Why Every Nigerian Secretly Hates Nepa by plumule(m): 2:20pm On Apr 11, 2015
I love PHCN like cucumbers.








































































I hate cucumbers.
Re: 9 Reasons Why Every Nigerian Secretly Hates Nepa by jamex93(m): 3:12pm On Apr 11, 2015
I HATE THEM WITH PASSION!
Re: 9 Reasons Why Every Nigerian Secretly Hates Nepa by darnley16(m): 6:19pm On Apr 11, 2015
I hate them like d hair on my butt

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