If BBM/Whatsapp were there in bible times, some
PM/posts would be like:

1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a pillar
of salt.. # Shaking!

2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come

3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai..Miracles be
going down here.. #OMG !

4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the
forbidden fruit.. I mean who does that!? #Smh

5. Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark.. The
view here is Fantastic.. But 'em Lions keep staring
at me.. # Weird

6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How do you kill
your own bro.. ? #RIP Abel.. *Tear Drop*

7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love,
Can't believe I served her father for 14 years just to
get her.. Got Mad Love for you Rachael

8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrificed me..
#SelfieWithLamb!

9. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a Long
day..Walking and Preaching the gospel.. Now
chilling with 'em bro's.. Them guys are funny.. #
LLP
(Laughing Like Pharaoh)

10. Another will post: Turn up people,
Bros-J just turned 5loafs of bread and 2fishes into
millions.. #PartyOfLife

11. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages
on Bbm He still thinks I cheated..Grow Up Mahn!

12. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. I am going
to bring the roof down on this party.. #TurnUp !

13. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal! #Smh.......

Lol


please feel free to add yours let's see who'll have the best post.

Damn!... Jesus just turn water to Orijin.

Daniel be like, Chilling with them lions in the Den...

david update status: war mode activated #waroflife.

Lol, hilarious.