Last year, it was reported that Gen. Buhari while declaring his assets claimed he has approximately 150 cows. This was initially used by some to ridicule him claiming it was mere propaganda for pity and that he was probably richer. Well, he has gone on to win the Nigerian Presidential elections and here is a look at those cows.

http://lindaikeji..com/2015/04/photos-heres-glimpse-at-famous-cows.html

Presidential cows.

They be like- "Aso rock, here we come.



Seun, lalasticlacla. Fp please.





13:44:06
Tue, Apr 14, 2015

So, naij's own Abraham Lincoln doubles up as a cow-jockey, no?

A fulani and his cow is the African version of an Arab and his camel - just different skin tone.

And both are joined in Islam by the great Allah via his prophet.

Alhamdulillah to all my akhis!

Na wa o,

A man who should be busy with his transition team is here admiring severely malnourished cows? Are these sickly animals his transition team?
Is this the kind of change Nigerians asked for? Looks like he doesn't know what he in for!

This is a very poor start!

SirShymexx:
So, naij's own Abraham Lincoln doubles up as a cow-jockey, no?

A fulani and his cow is the African version of an Arab and his camel - just different skin tone.

And both are joined in Islam by the great Allah via his prophet.

Alhamdulillah to all my akhis!

ROTFL. .....

The guy can barely feed his cows, I hope this is not a glimpse of what is to come!


The omen is bad!

once a cow rearer always a ................................
Once a teacher/lecturer always a lecturer
Her excellency NIGERIA i hail thee

By the way, I thought they say this semi-illiterate had up to 150 cows!

Did he exaggerate or he doesn't know how to count? I can see less than 20 cows despite the best effort of the photographer to make the cows appear more than they are!

The cows can't even stand seeing the bigot.

He even segregated the cattle, female on one side and males on the other side. Na to wear hijab remain.

Somehow, those peering at the cows in the background seems to envy the cows! Are they cows or want to be cows?

Sai Buhari

1. Lagos price for this kind of cows is N70K * 150 cows =N10,500,000

2. How do I donate one to this farm?

3. At least this one has something doing before re-entering government again..

4. Jonathan should show us how he intends to retire for now. Beyond going to gym, church, church parties, funerals and eating at Otuoke or anywhere he relocates as from May 29

Typical weekly schedule of the outgoing Nigerian president - IMO -

Monday: 9am - 6pm: Eat Kola, read newspapers & radio, call Wike, Fayose, Obanikoro, Dokubo etc, eat dinner
Tuesday: repeat same
Wednesday: mid-week gym, mid-week service, mid-week get-together with defeated PDP members, mid-week wines, eat dinner
Thursday: repeat Tuesday...attend functions (courts - marriage or tribunal)
Friday: End of week sessions (funerals, investitures, gyms), entertainment
Saturday: get-together with families and pastors
Sunday: Fellowship and rest

Benefits of Cow:

1. Cow urine and waste are very good for killing bacterias.

2. If a man consumes milk from one cow (Without mixing 2 or more cow milk), he becomes very strong in immune system against diseases.

3. Spending more time with cow with love and affection and utmost care gives one occult powers (Siddhis: refer India)

4. Inhaling Cow breath coming out, cures asthma, eye diseases, tooth problems, skin diseases.

5. The cows milk after delivery of calf if processed becomes semi solid like pudding. This if consumed cures Ulcer.

6. Of course, beef for protein

Sai Buhari...this is wise choice investment



cc: lalasticlala...e don happen

PontB and sweetguy, please take it easy on our President-elect

blackjack21:
Presidential cows.

Seun, lalasticlacla. Fp please.

13:44:06
Tue, Apr 14, 2015

Presidential Cows indeed.

Sweetguy25:
The cows can't even stand seeing the bigot.

He even segregated the cattle, female on one side and males on the other side. Na to wear hijab remain.

hunger wan finish this cows.
this is what will happen to Nigeria.

do you remember the story of yusuf the dreamer?
how he see three hungry cows in his dream?

God has just shown Nigeria vision.
Buhari is going to turn Nigeria into hungry cow.

The only thing is that the cow is not up to 36!
like somebody say, they are about 20.
I suspect that all APC state will be turned to hungry cow!

(Allah, please let it not be that the other states died of hunger!)

Keneking:
Sai Buhari

1. Lagos price for this kind of cows is N70K * 150 cows =N10,500,000
2. How do I donate one to this farm?
3. At least this one has something doing before re-entering government again..
4. Jonathan should show us how he intends to retire for now. Beyond going to gym, church, church parties, funerals and eating at Otuoke or anywhere he relocates as from May 29



cc: lalasticlala...e don happen

Jona has Oil in his backyard

#Naturally Blessed

I am happy that the President-elect practise animal husbandry. He should teach it to his Fulani brothers, cos those people are now a threat to our peace and security.

muhahahahahahahahaha d cow no reach 150 na

tit:
hunger wan finish this cows.
this is what will happen to Nigeria.

do you remember the story of yusuf the dreamer?
how he see three hungry cows in his dream?

God has just shown Nigeria vision.
Buhari is going to turn Nigeria into hungry cow.

The only thing is that the cow is not up to 36!
like somebody say, they are about 20.
I suspect that all APC state will be turned to hungry cow!

(Allah, please let it not be that the other states died of hunger!)

Tit ooooooooooooooooh

I could recall that I declared my assets three times. First was when I got my first political appointment as governor of Borno state; secondly, when I was leaving government to go to the United States War College. I declared my assets then because I was closing my political chapter then technically. I could recall that Gen. Jemibewon was the Adjutant General of the Nigerian army then. I had to declare my asset, deposit it there to be taken to court before I was allowed to proceed to the United States for my course.
The third one was when I became Head of State. From General Obasanjo down, those of us that were in the Supreme Military Council, Council of States, Executive Council and even those who were Permanent Secretaries, at the time we got our appointments, the courts should be made to produce our declarations. – Mahammadu Buhari

Nokiae5:
once a cow rearer always a ................................
Once a teacher/lecturer always a lecturer
Her excellency NIGERIA i hail thee

Once a fool always a fool
No insult meant. Just my contribution to your work

barcanista:
Jona has Oil in his backyard

#Naturally Blessed

How e go take suck am ...mouth

Now that he's president, the cows can finally feed well. They look like they've been drinking garri for the past six years.

Good, so Nigerians won't be milked.

tit:
hunger wan finish this cows.
this is what will happen to Nigeria.
do you remember the story of yusuf the dreamer?
how he see three hungry cows in his dream?
God has just shown Nigeria vision.
Buhari is going to turn Nigeria into hungry cow.
The only thing is that the cow is not up to 36!
like somebody say, they are about 20.
I suspect that all APC state will be turned to hungry cow!
(Allah, please let it not be that the other states died of hunger!)

PointB:
Somehow, those peering at the cows in the background seems to envy the cows! Are they cows or want to be cows?

Sweetguy25:
The cows can't even stand seeing the bigot.
He even segregated the cattle, female on one side and males on the other side. Na to wear hijab remain.

PointB:
By the way, I thought they say this semi-illiterate had up to 150 cows!
Did he exaggerate or he doesn't know how to count? I can see less than 20 cows despite the best effort of the photographer to make the cows appear more than they are!

Sweetguy25:
He looks like his cows - anorexic and malnourished.
I suspect some serious bestial phocking.
Quote me and die of cancer.

barcanista:
So Mr Buhari de suck him cows dem breasts?

Holywizard:
trust me; because of corruption each cow there will cost billions of naira.
Nonsense old man

See children of anger and frustration!

Chai, the loss do una plenty thing oooo.




Why not just take a moment to think that Buhari had many opportunities to corruptly enrich himself but refused to.

Buhari needs to be celebrated instead of your lousy lamentations borne out of frustration at losing the presidential election.

Sai Baba joor.

Keneking:


How e go take suck am ...mouth

So Mr Buhari de suck him cows dem breasts?

tit:
hunger wan finish this cows.
this is what will happen to Nigeria.

do you remember the story of yusuf the dreamer?
how he see three hungry cows in his dream?

God has just shown Nigeria vision.
Buhari is going to turn Nigeria into hungry cow.

The only thing is that the cow is not up to 36!
like somebody say, they are about 20.
I suspect that all APC state will be turned to hungry cow!

(Allah, please let it not be that the other states died of hunger!)

Fear God oO!

now who are to new cows to be milk until they are so thin

trust me; because of corruption each cow there will cost billions of naira.

Nonsense old man