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| How To Keep Toaster Away (for Ladies) by iamskatertola(m): 5:38pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Ladies, if you are tired of guys who keep on inboxing you silly questions, here are some few tips on how to answer them: Question: "Hey beautiful, what are you busy with?" Answer: "Looking for my engagement ring, lost it." Q: "Hey gal, can we meet?" A: "Nope I'm 8 months pregnant, I can't meet anyone at this stage." Q: "Can I know more about you?" A: "Sure I LOVE MONEY! Please send me N5,000 MTN card." Q: "Do you have a BF?" A: "Yes, we have two kids and he's a soldier." You can add more below...  |
| Re: How To Keep Toaster Away (for Ladies) by Nobody: 5:41pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
hmm |
| Re: How To Keep Toaster Away (for Ladies) by Hawlahscho(m): 5:41pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
I really love you so much... Thanks, I love YouTube. 1 Like |
| Re: How To Keep Toaster Away (for Ladies) by Merlissa(f): 5:42pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
looooooool Q: Baby what are you doing? (txt sent at 1am) A: Am picking beans  1 Like |
| Re: How To Keep Toaster Away (for Ladies) by Nobody: 5:42pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Q: "Can I know more about you?" A: "Sure I LOVE MONEY! Please send me N5,000 MTN card." Says no girl ever!!! |
| Re: How To Keep Toaster Away (for Ladies) by Nobody: 5:45pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
| hahahhahaha..... |
| Re: How To Keep Toaster Away (for Ladies) by iamskatertola(m): 5:51pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
| Looool W33DWORK |
| Re: How To Keep Toaster Away (for Ladies) by iamskatertola(m): 5:54pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
rokiatu:true bur to keep guys away #read d topic again |
| Re: How To Keep Toaster Away (for Ladies) by Nobody: 5:54pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
| funny sha. |
| Re: How To Keep Toaster Away (for Ladies) by hatux: 7:30pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
Question 3 and 4, some dudes will still go ahead and say no qualm... |
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