ifyalways:

Pres,go to hell

Ehhhhhhhhh maka nwata kiri a na a'confuse gi abata la.
nsogbu adighi, onu kwuru njo ga emechaa kwoo mma.

ifyalways:

@Ikomi,what a/an ajuju.  

Sorry ma oburu na ajuju ahu wutera gi, owu so that kam butere the ara oche, its legs might be aching. 

ole onye bu nwatakiri?
agu ulom,dinkpa,oke nwoke,nwoke ukwu,omenuko,onye omam,nna nwam,nwoke oma,just be silly dia.
okwa o puola,lets do small.

Ikomi:

Sorry ma oburu na ajuju ahu wutera gi, owu so that kam butere the ara oche, its legs might be aching.

rofl
i ga eburu uzo butere ya boyhood shoulder pad

Guys owere ihem ina anu. Ha si na Osisi nwere ofu/otu nipple. Owu Tosh na ekwu na meeting the other night.  

Ikomi:

Guys owere ihem ina anu. Ha si na Osisi nwere ofu/otu nipple. Owu Tosh na ekwu na meeting the other night.

akam a dighi ya.okwa our most holy sista.dont dont dont kwuo

ifyalways:

okwa o puola,lets do small. :Profl

Anaghi m eme until ga egbu chapu ofu osisi a either ukpaka or iroko.
One na e-disturb my dike na ihu agha.

Ikomi kee kwanu ihe Tosh si mere ofu nke ozo okwu gia di kwa somhaw.

Once again go to hell
i che na imakwanu eme?e kwelam kwuo okwu ebea.
i mere isi ka ijiji kporo utaba.
agaba bia now.ike na afuzim ufu.

presido1:

Ikomi kee kwanu ihe Tosh si mere ofu nke ozo okwu gia di kwa somhaw.

Amaghim ihe osi na Osisi na Racoon na eme. Odim ka Osisi onwere racoon as pet. Maybe onye gi the racoon nri one day, but I dont think its her fault, ogara orun. She came back late.

ifyalways:

agaba bia now.ike na afuzim ufu.

Obu aka oru ogwu ndi china, may be Agaba tere over dose.
Agaba were nwayo na ihi ify bu kwa nwa mmadu. Onye ozo ga eme kwa ya nwa gi.
Ify sorry ga chewe de thing na fan or were akufe kooluo ya down.
Next time were aka gi tee ya the chinese ogwu ebe oga adiri ok.
Wicked boy u wan wound ify put for the wound wey baba God give am aready.

hohoho
okwa ihe unu mere,aturu Idoma Seun e kpochie threadi nke ozo.unu jiri nwayo na a fire ka nkea hapu iju ngwa ngwa.
@Ikomi,o ga abu same racoon tabiri otu akpa skull Romoe?  
maybe,i guess  

Pres rie nsi nwa nnunnu

ifyalways:

o ga abu same racoon tabiri otu akpa skull Romoe?  
mayb,i guess  

Eeeeeeehhhhhhhhh anokwam na eche si, wokem a, ina aga one side one side, okwu odi kwa ya nma. Amaghim na omere ya affect na akwa skool. Oga adikwa very painful.  

Ify kee kwanu ihe ino belfast eme ga, le kwa ha gidere gi maka aruru ala nile Toshman ruru na swansea b4 gbalaa amelika. Ana acho kwa ya acho mana cardiff.

ifyalways:

Pres rie nsi nwa nnunnu

I don tell u be dat, put ice water on top, carry the tin face fan oo or use akufe.
Chinese buruntashi na ekpe oku ka chacoal iron.

Agaba wicked boi with his propela  

Taa akpa skool rommy zuru ezu. racoon justuru scrachia ya nwa obere.

kedu ka o di

ibkaye:

kedu ka o di

pikin wetin happen to romeo skool bag?

presido1:

Taa akpa skool rommy zuru ezu. racoon justuru scrachia ya nwa obere.

U know I dont know this things, owu unu na akowaram. So o'scrachi ri ya a scrachi. Racoon nka dikwa bad.

presido1:

pikin wetin happen to romeo skool bag?

pikin? where

romeo ke, he is busy with his wife

ibkaye:

pikin? where

Come are u a gyl naw? u don do am
Come inside let me check chei alu emeeee.

@presido
abegee, am a grown woman, biko

@Ib

How u dey, u come greet us, abi u come find us? This are 2 different things.

I have come to greet

ibkaye:

@presido
abegee, am a grown woman, biko

ok my younger bros will see in sokoto yokoto anytime from now.
Hez in NMA zaria.

Ikomi if na question abi na joke abegi stop am, IB is reserved for somebody in Zaria. period
Ma ochoro ya ma ochoghi ya. Pres achoghi ima. ncho ima aga mu na nke ify onwere open door.
presido enye go order.

Okay, ur well come. Na sokoto u dey live? Wetin be the temp, there now. E go cold ohhh I suppose?  

lmao

Ikomi:

Okay, ur well come. Na sokoto u dey live? Wetin be the temp, there now. E go cold ohhh I suppose?  

look at ikomi biko nu, bia nwoke m owu na inaghi anu ihe m ji ika. Hapu Ib aka, tempareture di ok na sokoto.
If u doubt check CNN.

ibkaye:

lmao

come if u laff it off wetin ma bros go see wen him come, u berre laff it in now.

presido1:

Ikomi if na question abi na joke abegi stop am, IB is reserved for somebody in Zaria. period
Ma ochoro ya ma ochoghi ya.
presido enye go order.

Okay oohhh, Oga Pres.

Ibkaye, Pres says ur his, and I should not approach u. Wat do u say?  

presido1:

If u doubt check CNN.come if u laff it off wetin ma bros go see wen him come, u berre laff it in now.

bros gini? who be ya bros?

Ikomi:

Okay oohhh, Oga Pres.

Ibkaye, Pres says ur his, and I should not approach u. Wat do u say?

Im who's?

Tolotolo where u dey go
dis your waka,get as he be
unu lezikwa anya.

IBK welcome and weldone
Ka chi foo nu,Pres na Ikomi

ibkaye:

Im who's?  

Im say na im bros get u, u no dey read. Ibkaye I no fit shout. Biko.  

ifyalways:

Ka chi foo nu,Pres na Ikomi

Okay babes good night sleep tight.

ifyalways:

IBK welcome and weldone
Ka chi foo nu,Pres na Ikomi

My sister, kedu darling

Ikomi:

Im say na im bros get u, u no dey read. Ibkaye I no fit shout. Biko.

The guy is definately dreaming